| George epic spam - split from TT topic [message #457424] |
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GEORGE ZIMMER
Messages: 2605
Registered: March 2006
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HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. A MAN ONCE WALKED INTO MY STORE AND ASKED ME IF CHEATING WAS WRONG, SO TO ANSWER HIM I ALLOWED MY MANLY MEMBER TO RIP APART MY WELL TAILORED PANTS AND LET LOOSE A LARGE LOAD OF MY LUSCIOUS LION-LIKE LIQUID ONTO A LEGION OF LADIES, ALL OF WHOM INSTANTLY ASKED FOR MORE. I THEN ASKED HIM IF I WAS CHEATING ON ALL OF THEM AT ONCE, AS NONE OF THEM SEEMED TO MIND. UPON RECOVERING FROM HIS EXPECTED STATE OF ASTONISHMENT AT MY AUDACIOUS AND AMAZING THIRD LEG, HE STATED HE WAS SIMPLY TALKING ABOUT CHEATING AT A VIDEO GAME. I PROMPTLY TOLD HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ESTABLISHMENT OR ELSE I WOULD FERRY MYSELF TO HIS FRAIL AND FRANKLY FOUL MOTHER AND FILM MYSELF TREATING HER TO MY BROAD BONECRUSHING DEVICE AS SHE BEGGED FOR MORE TIME AND TIME AGAIN. HE WOULD WILLINGLY WATCH IN WONDER AFTER I SEND HIM ALL 672 CONSECUTIVE TAPES. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS, I GUARANTEE IT.
Toggle Spoiler| Scrin wrote on Sat, 24 January 2009 13:22 |
| cAmpa wrote on Sat, 24 January 2009 12:45 |
Scrin, stop pming people to get the building bars.
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FUCK YOU AND THIS SHIT GAME WITH YOUR SCRIPTS!!! I HAVE ASKING YOU AND ANOTHER NOOBS HERE ABOUT HELP WITH THAT BUILDING ICONS FEATURES FOR YEARS, BUT YOU KEEP IGNORING ME AND KEEP WRITE SHIT, SO BURN YOU AND YOUR ASSLICKERS FRIENDS, THIS TIME I'M NOT COME BACK!!!!!!!!!   
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