THE IGNORANT SNIPER

Go in back of a sniper and to whatever it takes! For maximum fun, put timed on his back and slip out unnoticed. It will be so rando, that you will get messages saying that you cheated and you will be booted off the server! Umm, okay, maybe it's not so great then.

There are tons of variations to this. One time I was sniping while an intense battle was going on under me. My side was loosing, but I was slowly winning. Someone went in back of me and slowly pushed me off the ledge without me noticing... I fell down, and those guys got revenge for all my sniping that I had done.

THE ROAD RAGE TACTIC

So far this has only worked for me on city. When there are enemy troops coming toward your base, push them over the side of the highway with a fast vehicle and watch them burn. For maximum compliment to injury, get them in a tiberium field.

Now, that had happened to me, but mine was even more embarrasing. I was on City, and I had just gotten a shiny new flame tank to reinforce my allies who were fighting over the highway. I drove it up to the battlefield, but all of a sudden three mobile artiliries came from behind me and decided they should get there first. Yep, they pushed me off, and I exploded. Little mother f****ers.

THE UNEXPECTED C4 TACTIC

When you've infiltrated the enemy base, wait for someone to go to a PT or just stand still (PT is better though). Put a timed on their head, and hightail it out of there! They won't know what hit them!

I heard one guy put a remote C4 on a Raveshaw and told the Raveshaw to buy him a tank or he would detonate the C4. The Raveshaw actually did it! If I was him, I would say "**** you GDI coward! I die for Kane!"

You know, if Taximes ever reads this, I just think it would be funny if TSAI gets into a clan match and uses some of these. They are just pure comedy- until they happen to you of course.