| MYLO STORIES/jokes!!!!!!! :-D [message #128612] |
Thu, 23 December 2004 13:53  |
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anyone got any stories about mylo/foxmulder 's n00bish mis/adventures? (or jokes about him)
here's a a few (very hastily) thought up ones :
mylo shoots at floor, mylo misses. (actually hapened a few mins ago :-(LOL) )
mylo + his clones walk into a bar. you'd have thought one of the mylo's would have seen it.
mylo h4cks,
MYLO
50 kills, 3 deaths 4000 points
El_Fraggo
0Kills, 50 Deaths 500 Points
cheats yes or no?
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| MYLO STORIES/jokes!!!!!!! :-D [message #128755] |
Fri, 24 December 2004 06:48  |
el_fraggo
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another reason he's a legend is tha he is so goddamn annoying!
mylo h4cks,
MYLO
50 kills, 3 deaths 4000 points
El_Fraggo
0Kills, 50 Deaths 500 Points
cheats yes or no?
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| MYLO STORIES/jokes!!!!!!! :-D [message #128770] |
Fri, 24 December 2004 07:40 |
Spoony_old
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Put simply, hes best player!
Hes the gamespy version for westwoods chiggers  except mylo can play the game 
Chiggers is like a celebrity 
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[Team] chiggers: what should i do
[Team] chiggers: hello team?
[Team] chiggers: what should i do
[Team] chiggers: hey let me get a havoc
chiggers: cheater
chiggers: you should have died
chiggers: we win no matter what the score says
[Team] chiggers: can a sukura kill an orca
[Team] chiggers: IM ASKING A QUESTION
(CEspoony@IRC) Yes, Chiggers. Five Sakura shots will destroy an orca.
chiggers: well it didn't before
chiggers: come on cheat some more
(CEspoony@IRC) what, some kind of orca-armour cheat? lmfao
chiggers: when you get shot and you don't die thats cheating
(CEspoony@IRC) Maybe you missed
chiggers: my thing was red my target thing
(CEspoony@IRC) I'm not aware of any cheat which makes an orca invincible.
chiggers: im sorry im wrong
chiggers: now somebody want to tell me why my rockets never hit the oblisk when i hat my target red for it
chiggers: or is that to hard to do
chiggers: WHY DON'T I DAMAGE NOTHING HOST
chiggers: PEOPLE ARE CHEATING AND THEY KNOW IT
chiggers: MUST BE NICE TO GET HIT WITH 6 ROCKETS AND NOT DIE
chiggers: IM ASKING A SIMPLE QUESTION WHY AM I BEING IGNORED
chiggers: youd never say that to my face boy
chiggers: cheater
chiggers: you should die
chiggers: i always die when im in a stealth
chiggers: you cheater
[Team] chiggers: who called me an idiot in blue letters
chiggers: why can't i kill nothing when my target is red somebody tell me why
chiggers: hello
chiggers: im asking a simple question
chiggers: hello
chiggers: IM ASKING A QUESTION AND IM BEING IGNORED
chiggers: HELLO
chiggers: HELLO
chiggers: HELLO
chiggers: IM ASKING A QUESTION
chiggers: SOMEBODY STOLE MY TANK BUT I GUESS THATS OK IF THEY DO IT I GUESS AIN'T IT
chiggers: I WANT MY TANK BACK
chiggers: HELLO
[Team] chiggers: HET OUT
<[Team] chiggers: GET OUT
(CEspoony@IRC) Who stole it?
[Team] chiggers: ROCK YOU DUMMY GET OUT
(CEspoony@IRC) All you have to do is tell me their name
chiggers: I WENT TO GET A FILL UP AND CHANGE GUYS
chiggers: I CAME OUT IT WAS GONE
(CEspoony@IRC) All you have to do is tell me their name
(CEspoony@IRC) All you have to do is tell me their name
(CEspoony@IRC) All you have to do is tell me their name
chiggers: AND ROCK THINKS THE MOUNTAIN IS A THREAT
chiggers: ROCK GET OUT
[Team] chiggers: GET OUT
(CEspoony@IRC) chiggers, tell me his name. I don't know how more simply I can phrase this
chiggers: thats alright i got one
chiggers: i just stole a tank so im good
(CEspoony@IRC) I see.
(CEspoony@IRC) A Nod tank? Or a GDI tank?
chiggers: a mammy
chiggers: mine got stolen so i took one to
(CEspoony@IRC) I see.
chiggers: if they can do it i will to
<CEspoony> !qkick chiggers
Player chiggers left the game
chiggers has joined fighting for team GDI
<Non00bs1> chiggers: hey host
(CEspoony@IRC) You wanted to say something to the host, Chiggers?
chiggers: why is it people can steal my tank but when i do iot i get kicked
chiggers: how am i supposed to know who took it when im in a building
chiggers: duh!!!
(CEspoony@IRC) I figured you might be at least VAGUELY aware of what's going on around you?
(CEspoony@IRC) Or press J to see who's in a tank?
chiggers: you can't see nothing when your buying stuff host
chiggers: well i ask questions and i get ignored
chiggers: i guess its to hard for people to answer stuff
(CEspoony@IRC) And, what is this question of yours Chiggers?
chiggers: why when im in a tank and my circle thing is red i can't kill anything when i fire
(CEspoony@IRC) What exactly are you trying to hit?
XxX=SiLvErPuNk=XxXLD: ?
XxX=SiLvErPuNk=XxXLD: wtf
chiggers: anything but nothing dies
XxX=SiLvErPuNk=XxXLD: one shot?
XxX=SiLvErPuNk=XxXLD: chiggers
(CEspoony@IRC) Zero bug perhaps?
chiggers: what
XxX=SiLvErPuNk=XxXLD: u cant kill a tank with a soldier in just a few shots
XxX=SiLvErPuNk=XxXLD: chiggers u cant kill tanks in just a few shots with a soldier its harder to kill things than u think
chiggers: whatever
([DN]Lord_Night@IRC) CHIGGERS I WILL NOT HAVE YOU DOING THIS AGAIN>>...... PLAY THE GAME ADN DO NOT MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THAT
chiggers: i had my target red
XxX=SiLvErPuNk=XxXLD: so?
chiggers: i shot 12 missles and the guy didn't die
chiggers: see like right there that guy should have died
chiggers: but whatever
chiggers: im right
chiggers: head shots kill why didn't you die im just asking
chiggers: cheater
Xvader: who
chiggers: let him cheat i don't care anymore
[Team] chiggers: i die when i get shot
chiggers: i die when i get shot
chiggers: you guys can get by our base defenses but we can't get by yours
chiggers: thats not right thats cheating
chiggers: head shot boy
chiggers: PEOPLE ARE NOT DIEING
chiggers: LIKE THEY SHOULD
<Non00bs1> Stealth<_^_>Attack: ...
[Team] chiggers: HOW DO YOU GET BY THE BASE DEFENSES
[Team] chiggers: NOBODY SAYS NOTHING
chiggers: IM SHOOTING THE TANKS AND THEY DON'T DIE
(CEspoony@IRC) Chiggers, are you still firing blanks?
chiggers: PEOPLE DON'T DIE WHEN IM SHOOTING THEM HOST
(CEspoony@IRC) Maybe practice your aiming abilities?
chiggers: MY AIM IS ALWAYS ON
chiggers: THEY SHOULD DIE LIKE I DO BUT THEY DON'T
(CEspoony@IRC) Are you, like, trying to be a moron Chiggers? Or does it come naturally
chiggers: WHY YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT
(CEspoony@IRC) ME saying something stupid?
chiggers: IM NOT THE ONE THAT DON'T DIE WHEN I GET SHOT
(CEspoony@IRC) I'm not the one saying everyone has invincible cheats
chiggers: WELL THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM DOING WRONG
(CEspoony@IRC) Neither do I
chiggers: WHEN I SHOOT A TARGET ITS RED
chiggers: IT SHOULD DIE BUT IT DON'T
chiggers: AND THATS CHEATING
chiggers: BUT I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
chiggers: LET EM CHEAT
(CEspoony@IRC) ok...
chiggers: I KNOW WHAT I KNOW
(CEspoony@IRC) !ban everyone for cheating!
(CEspoony@IRC) if Chiggers says you guys cheat, you obviously cheat. This guy knows what he's talking about
chiggers: SEE
chiggers: IM INVISBLE AND THEY STILL SEE ME
chiggers: I DO KNOW HOW TO PLAY
Stealth<_^_>Attack: HINT : IF you're with in a matter of inchs of them they can see you no matter what "
chiggers: PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DIE
([420]Starks@IRC) no u need to know how to kill them
chiggers: WHATEVER
chiggers: IM NOT GOING TO ARGUE ABOUT SOMETHING I KNOW TO BE TRUE
chiggers: WHATEVER 420 YOU CHEATER
chiggers: how do they do that so fast
chiggers: HOW DO THEY DO THAT SO FAST
chiggers: I THOUGHT HEAD SHOTS KILL
[Team] chiggers: FUCK OFF HAIRBALL
[Team] chiggers: I AIN'T NO FUCKING NOOB AND THATS NOT EVEN A WORD DUMBASS
[BOD]Night_Killer: chiggers = noob
chiggers: HOW AM I A NOOB
[BOD]Night_Killer: u suck
chiggers: WELL NOBODY TELLS ME NOTHING
[Team] chiggers: HOW CAN I SUCK WHEN NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO BUY
[Team] chiggers: EVERYBODY JUST DOES WHAT THEY WANT
[Team] chiggers: I HAVE A GREAT PLAN
[Team] chiggers: AND IT WILL WORK
[Team] chiggers: EVERBODY GET HOTWIRE, BUT A TANK, PUT REMOTE C4 ON THE TANKS
[Team] chiggers: GIVE IT TO THEM AND WHEN THEY DRIVE OFF BLOW THEM UP
[Team] RiddickR: how bout lets not
[Team] chiggers: WELL YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT IM DOING IT
chiggers: why was i kicked
(CEspoony@IRC) For fun
chiggers: i didn't do nothing wrong
(CEspoony@IRC) No, but you're bloody stupid
chiggers: why am i stupid
chiggers: where you from
(CEspoony@IRC) I'm not gonna dignify that with an answer
chiggers: cause you don't know do ya
chiggers: well if a book would have came with the game instead of 5 other games i might know something
chiggers: you and me one on one on the bridge
chiggers: if you got anything hanging between those legs
chiggers: meet me on the bridge host and lets see who the man is
chiggers: host you can play with your little fag friends that cheat fuck you
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| MYLO STORIES/jokes!!!!!!! :-D [message #128793] |
Fri, 24 December 2004 09:43 |
Spoony_old
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I kinda suspect Chiggers is actually a competent player who's pretending to be educationally subnormal, because some of the stuff he says just does not sound believable
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| MYLO STORIES/jokes!!!!!!! :-D [message #128851] |
Fri, 24 December 2004 14:19 |
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addseale2
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I thought it was fred4uk
"I walk once more, a god among mere mortals..."
Avatar of Khaine, Warhammer 40,000.
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| MYLO STORIES/jokes!!!!!!! :-D [message #128899] |
Fri, 24 December 2004 21:50 |
evanscnce
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You definately don't want to get Mylo started on how great he is. lol. He is fun to watch though, very amusing indeed.
Mylo quote "GSE Owned!"
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| MYLO STORIES/jokes!!!!!!! :-D [message #129172] |
Sun, 26 December 2004 23:51 |
evanscnce
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y e s w e a r e m i l k y l e p a n d h e i s p r e t t y g a y i s n t h e
*edit*
That was boredom at its best, don't ask. Kids, drigs are BAD.
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