| Re: History of French Warfare in a nutshell. [message #9830] |
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| KIRBY098 |
> > > American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to
> > > future Americans, France claims a win even though the English
> > > colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle
> > > Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France
> > > only wins when America does most of the fighting."
> > >
> > > French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was
> > > also French.
> > >
> > > World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the
> > > United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to
> > > not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein."
> > > Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any
> > > improvement in the French bloodline.
> > >
> > > Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western
> > > army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the
> > > First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This
> > > rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians,
> > > Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
> > >
> > > War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history,
> > > surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to
> > > surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a
> > > McDonald's.
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Lol... These were the best... 
Ok, who do you think would win in a war? Canada or France? 
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