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Fri, 05 September 2003 05:19

KIRBY098
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-The 10 Times in History The "F" Word Was Acceptable
There are only ten times in history that the "F" word has been acceptable for use...

10. "What the f was that?"

-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those f-ing Indians come from?"

-Custer, 1877

8. "Any f-ing idiot can understand that" Einstein 1938

7. "It does so f-ing good to look like her!"

-Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f did you work that out?"

-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f-ing ceiling?"

-Michelangelo,1566

4. "Where the f are we?"

-Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f-ing showers.... my #####!"

-Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon girls. Who the f is going to find out?"

-Bill Clinton,1999

And . . . drum roll . . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f-ing mad."

-Osama bin Laden, November, 2001

I figure Ack will like #8. Very Happy

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