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Warning! Playing Renegade to long will result in crazyness!! [message #33924] Fri, 25 July 2003 13:03 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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You know that you've played too much Renegade when...


1. You start calling your mom commander.
2. You walk into grass and start mutating.
3. You start blaming everyday mistakes on lag.
4. You put any game CD in your comp and expect it to say "I've got a present for 'ya."
5. You want to become a cook or first mate so you can get a cool Flame thrower.
6. You think all pistols have unlimited ammo.
7. You think your TV is a PT.
8. You are paranoid of driving in cars, because there are gunners everywhere!
9. You own a grenade launcher.
10. You make sure you don't throw stones in a glass house without proper protection.
11. You wonder what would happen if <i>you</i> became a visceroid.
12. You wonder what Eva looks like.
13. You wonder what voice Delphi does in the game.
14. Every time it rains you hide in your basement for three days.
15. You begin driving on the sidewalk exclusively, waiting to hear a gratifying "boink" noise.
16. Every sentence you say ends with "Hail Kane!"
17. Every time you there is a terrorist attack, you call up the Pentagon telling them to do something about those Nod Black Hand Terrorists!
18. Every missing person you hear about becomes a member of the dead - 6, 7, 8, 9...
19. Every trip to the mall becomes a tension filled foray into sniper territory.
20. Routine skirmishes around the world become epic battles for World domination.
21. Every time you catch a cold you try and convince doctors that it is caused by a green colored alien substance that breeds massive blobs that will hunt them down and render them into component compounds.
22. Whenever someone badmouths the UN you tell your freinds that it was Nod propaganda.
23. You saw a picture of a cute little turtle with two heads once: Tiberium mutation.
24. You walk up to every bald guy with a goatee and ask him how project re-genesis is progressing.
25. Everytime it snows you mumble something about "fallout" and hide in a bomb shelter.
26. Every time a mobile phone goes off you run away screaming "DEFUSE THAT!"
27. You refuse to go outside the house for fear of getting run over by a stealth tank.
28. You wish you could find the PT to buy yourself another car.
29. You either walk, or run, but never anything else.
30. You find it difficult to drive when you're not allowed to hit anything.
31. You wait for your car to warp back behind that stop sign.
32. You can't figure out why the money in your wallet never periodically increases.
33. You keep earing the humvee sound when driving.
34. When your wife complains about you yelling "PROTECT THE HARVESTER" in your sleep.
35. You wonder why it took so many soldiers to defeat the Taliban, when Havoc can do it alone.
36. You have plans to build an Obelisk of Light
37. You actually build one
38. You dont understand why key government buildings aren't surrounded by proximity mines for safety.
39. You've taken two metal pipes,taped then to a metal salad bowl, and call it a repair gun.
40. Whenever you are injured you say "I need repairs!" about 12 times rapidfire.
41. You get frustrated that Sakura has an unlisted phone number.
41. You wonder why Wal-Mart doesn't carry personal Ion Cannons in their hunting weapons section.
42. Your girlfriend wrecks your car, tells you a stealth tank ran over her, and you believe what she says.
43. You've got a library just like in the chateau, Tiberium tube and all.
44. You've figured out the unknown elements in Tiberium via scientific experimentation.
45. You think that the mutant Petrova is hot.
46. Your sole purpose of showing up for chemistry lab is to try to create tiberium.
47. When you stop worring about mirage tanks and start worring about stealth tanks.
48. When ever you walk/run you have an odd sliding effect.
49. After you lose your refinery (lost your job, from playing Renegade too much) you start repairing your house in hopes that it will earn you enough money to pay your ISP.
50. You see your best friend and say "get in the vehicle!"
51. You kill someone in real life and wait for the boink noise.
52. When you think you've fallen into the blue world beneath when in all actuallity, you're drowning.
53. When driving, and someone cuts you off, or annoys you really bad, all you can think about is "BOINK"!!!
54. You begin to say information about tiberium at school, especially in economics class.. "Nod tiberium countings now account for over half of the worlds known supply !"
55. You see large windows that are just begging to be shot out!
56. You try to change the skin on your cat.
57. You wonder why the US Troops in Afghanistan can't find the Hand of NOD.
58. You go to the airport to pick up your new buggy.
59. You're surprised that the guy down the road wants $1500 for his old Sedan, not $300, and you politely tell him that "Why for that price I could buy myself a mammoth tank..."
60. When someone gets into your car before you, you say "get out of the vehicle! get out of the vehicle! get out of the vehicle!"
61. When you set proximity mines outside your office to keep the boss out.
62. When you go into an elevator and look for the 'e' key.
63. All of the women you know speak in male voices.
64. When in crowds, you yell "Dont get in my way" over and over.
65. When your at the airport you try to use the flight times screen to purchase vehicles.
66. You only use 30 different phrases when talking to people.
67. You call a minivan an APC.
68. When you see a picture of John Romero's humvee, you wonder where the mounted machine gun is and who was that awful skinner that made it yellow!
69. You wonder when the government will release a patch so everyone can buy planes and helicopters.
70. You buy clothes for exactly 175, 225, 250, 350, 400, 450, and 1000 dollars in order to upgrade your personality and special abilities.
71. You dont press Q for anyone who is in your car because you want to gun.
72. Whenever some one leaves their car in the driveway to go back into their house you assume they will take too long to purchase something so you steal their car and blow it up right down the street, to prevent a stealth black hand from stealing it!
73. Anyone who wears red and black clothing is a potential target.
74. When you expect to see typed chat on the far top left of your view.
75. You wonder why you dont hear "keep it coming" every time you use your credit card.
76. Everytime it starts raining you scream "FIND THAT BEACON!"
77. You tell the judge at your trial that you're not a terrorist bomber, you were just trying to destroy the Hand of Nod.
78. You explain to the cop that pulls you over for speeding that you were rushing to the enemy base to place a beacon because the time was almost up.
79. You replace your car horn with "get out of my way!" to get through traffic faster.
80. You see a car run over a pedestrian and you think, "hey, when did they add the blood patch?"
81. You've constructed an ion cannon becaon out of your old vcr, a toaster and an old TV remote.

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