| Re: I got banned [message #335023 is a reply to message #334984] |
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NukeIt15
Messages: 987
Registered: February 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Thank you for filling out the Renegade Public Forums Help Request Form (#666-F-U). We value your input but have detected several issues which may interfere with our ability to provide you with the assistance you so richly deserve:
1. You have posted your topic on the wrong...
-a. subforum. [X]
-b. forum. [X]
-c. planet. [ ]
2. Your post...
-a. reeks of bullshit. [X]
-b. is uninformative. [X]
-c. is poorly worded and sloppy. [X]
3. You have made the following assumptions:
-3A. That the Renegade Public Forums are in any way related to...
--i. privately owned and operated game servers. [X]
--ii. XWIS [ ]
--iii. the price of tea in China. [ ]
-3B. That we...
--i. can help you. [X]
--ii. believe you. [X]
--iii. care. [X]
4. You could improve your internet experience by...
-4A. using...
--i. a dictionary. [X]
--ii. a spellchecker. [X]
--iii. a thesaurus. [X]
--iv. common sense. [X]
-4B. posting on the correct...
--i. subforum. [X]
--ii. forum. [X]
--iii. planet. [ ]
-4C. not...
--i. using lame excuses. [X]
--ii. flaming forum members. [ ]
--iii. allowing stupid friends/siblings/pets to use your account/computer. [X]
--iv. breathing. [ ]
5. Our general advice to you is:
-5A. RTFM. [ ]
-5B. RTFAQ. [ ]
-5C. Find the right forum, and post there, you silly sod! [X]
6. Have a nice...
-6A. Day. [X]
-6B. Life. [ ]
-6C. Funeral. [ ]
-6D. Lobotomy. [ ]
-6E. Ban. [ ]
Another dead internet tradition necro'd by: NukeIt15 Contact: nuke@fugoffCYA.com
Note to self: don't look in threads that you know will be stupid/pointless/flamebait. Do not be tempted by the huge target painted on the post button. Do not be tempt...shit, too late.
+1.
"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine
Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.
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