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Mon, 16 June 2003 12:10

John Shaft Jr.
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Registered: February 2003
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.

Karma:

Colonel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... Aaaaah Yano. Some of my favorite lines are there

He is one of favorite scenes from one a Seinfeld epsiode called "The Fire". I know this scene by heart cause I acted it out at work and may everybody laugh. I call it the Pinky Toe Skit. Enjoy:

Kramer: Why did you go up there to Heckle her for?
*George Walks in and hangs up his coat*
Jerry: Cause she came down to the club to heckle me. I Give her a taste of her own medicine.
Kramer: OOOOOOH YEAH!!!! You gave her a taste of her own medicine alright!
Jerry: Well I didn't want her to have a accident.
George: What accident?
Kramer: Well after he heckle Toby she got so upset and ran out of the building and a STREETSWEEPER ran over her foot and severed her PINKY TOE!!
George: THAT'S UNBELIEVIBLE!!
Kramer: Then after the ambulance lefted I found the toe. So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off to the HOSPITAL.
George: You Ran!
Kramer: No I jumped on the bus. I told the driver "I got a toe here BUDDY. STEP ON IT!!"
George: HOLY COW!
Kramer: Yeah! Yeah! And then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. So I knew any delay would of cost here her pinky toe. So I got out of the seat and started walking up to him. And he says, "Where you think you're going CRACKER JACK?" Well I said, "I got a little Prize for you buddy." BOOM!! POW!! BAM!! KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD!!
George: How could you do that!
Kramer: Then EVERYBODY is screamin'. Because the driver is passed out cause of all the camotion. And the BUS IS OUT OF CONTROL!! So I grab him by the collar and take him out of the seat and then I get behind the wheel and now I'm driving the bus!!
George: You're batman.
Kramer: Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts CHOKING ME! So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the BUS WITH THE OTHER you know!! So I manage open up the door and kick him out the door with my foot you know at the next STOP!
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Kramer: Well! People kepted ringing the BELL!
George: Well? What about the toe? What Happen to the toe?
Kramer: Well, I'm happy to say the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.
George: You did all this for a Pinky toe?
Kramer: Well its a valuable appendage.

Very Happy

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		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: John Shaft Jr. on Thu, 12 June 2003 09:02
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Imdgr8one on Thu, 12 June 2003 09:07
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: bigwig992 on Thu, 12 June 2003 10:38
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: kawolsky on Thu, 12 June 2003 12:03
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: gendres on Thu, 12 June 2003 13:10
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: asdfg195 on Thu, 12 June 2003 13:57
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: ArUsH4nIl on Thu, 12 June 2003 14:58
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: John Shaft Jr. on Thu, 12 June 2003 15:05
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Commander A9 on Sat, 14 June 2003 21:05
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: spreegem on Sat, 14 June 2003 23:41
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: jonesdaniel11 on Sun, 15 June 2003 01:02
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: kawolsky on Sun, 15 June 2003 01:47
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: The Argon Array on Sun, 15 June 2003 02:01
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: ArUsH4nIl on Sun, 15 June 2003 03:06
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Javaxcx on Sun, 15 June 2003 06:03
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: maytridy on Sun, 15 June 2003 07:19
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Sun, 15 June 2003 08:16
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: smwScott on Sun, 15 June 2003 08:28
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Commander A9 on Sun, 15 June 2003 20:51
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: -Tech- on Sun, 15 June 2003 21:48
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Mon, 16 June 2003 10:08
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Darkeye 35 on Mon, 16 June 2003 11:26
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Mon, 16 June 2003 11:51
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: John Shaft Jr. on Mon, 16 June 2003 12:10
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Duke of Nukes on Mon, 16 June 2003 13:06
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Mon, 16 June 2003 13:22
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: maytridy on Mon, 16 June 2003 13:58
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Darkeye 35 on Mon, 16 June 2003 15:09
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Walrus on Mon, 16 June 2003 15:25
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Mon, 16 June 2003 16:06
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: xpontius on Mon, 16 June 2003 16:18
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: bigejoe14 on Mon, 16 June 2003 16:21
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Mon, 16 June 2003 16:34
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: John Shaft Jr. on Mon, 16 June 2003 18:14
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Duke of Nukes on Mon, 16 June 2003 22:06
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: maytridy on Tue, 17 June 2003 06:54
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Majiin Vegeta on Tue, 17 June 2003 13:09
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Tue, 17 June 2003 13:16
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Majiin Vegeta on Tue, 17 June 2003 16:43
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: smwScott on Tue, 17 June 2003 16:53
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Duke of Nukes on Tue, 17 June 2003 18:28
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Majiin Vegeta on Tue, 17 June 2003 21:26
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Yano on Wed, 18 June 2003 16:14
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: asdfg195 on Thu, 19 June 2003 12:40
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: scrinstorm on Thu, 19 June 2003 12:54
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: bigwig992 on Thu, 19 June 2003 13:19
		OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? By: Duke of Nukes on Thu, 19 June 2003 15:55

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