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Re: That's it! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! [message #213523 is a reply to message #212962] Wed, 16 August 2006 03:43 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Oh gosh, what this guy has to say about the film makes me resigned beyond belief.

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And think about how many old films could be re-released to take advantage of the new marketing concept:

  • “Citizen Kane” would be re-released as “Rich Guy with a Sled Obsession”
  • “Lawrence of Arabia” would be “Flamboyant Man in the Desert”
  • “Jaws” would be “Shark in the Water”
  • “Look Who's Coming to Dinner” would be “Black Guy Dates White Girl”
  • “Star Wars” would be “Men in Space”
  • “Top Gun” would be “Guys in Jets”
  • “The Exorcist” would be “Girl Possessed by the Devil”
  • “The Shawshank Redemption” would be “Man in Prison”
  • “The Lord of the Rings” would be “Small People on a Journey”
  • “Se7en” would be “Cops Searching for a Serial Killer”
  • “Das Boot” would be “Men in a Submarine”


So, be aware when you go to see “Snakes on a Plane.” You're sending a message to Hollywood and it might change cinema forever.




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