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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213407 is a reply to message #213356]

Tue, 15 August 2006 14:21

Dover
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j_ball430 wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 07:57

Dover wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 10:41

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Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.

"Hail Thor!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.

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The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!

Vikings > Pirates.

Sorry, but you fail... miserably. Vikings are an overrated bunch of outdated warriors hellbent on stupid things like domination rather than what's really important... stealing Spanish gold and using wenches, and abiding by no government, not even your own.

If I can dig up the news story, I will, but recently a bunch of pirates tried to take a cruise ship using grenade launchers and automatic rifles, but were turned away because the cruise ship used sonar on them, or some shit, and the pirates couldn't handle it. What wimps.

As for the wenches;

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Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.

Some vikings still live in Norway today.

"Run for the hills! The vikings are coming"

Who needs prostitutes when your entire nation is populated by "kjerringer"?

And lastly, who needs Spanish gold when you have ALL the gold, from England to the Balkans?

DarkDemin wrote on Thu, 03 August 2006 19:19

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