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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199249 is a reply to message #199242]

Fri, 12 May 2006 03:37

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Registered: January 2005

Karma:

Colonel

For those curious enough to wonder wtf, but not interested in acually incrementing his counter:

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The Story of this Website:

So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

So this site is my attempt to get to 5 million hits in 30 days. The site started on May 1st, 2006, so I have 19 days left to make the bet, and so far, the total number of visitors is: 2647702

Thanks for your help - please tell a friend about this site and help me finally get laid. Together we can make this happen!

Personally I think the he has bigger issues to deal with.

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