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kawolsky
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Think how bad it is for me leaving in the tropical parts of Australia!!!
lmao we have the most poisinus things on earth... can't remember exactly what they all are!
come to australia, its unsafe in the water AND on land... lol
Big spiders, boxing kangaroos, snakes, this huge lizards that bite ya toes off, Sharks, Fireweed (its like seaweed but its bright orange and when you touch it it burns like hell), ummm, FireAnts (these bite you and burns like hell and once you have been bitten once they put this stuff in you that makes more fireants come and bite ya), umm Bullants (the same as fireants but doesn't burn just stings) Bats (they pee on you and you stink for a loooong time), possoms (cross between a cat and a rat and only comes out at night), umm, the spiders, the spiders and more spiders, and did i say spiders, heres a list.
White Tail spiders - these spiders are near metal places alot, like cars, pipes and kitchens, when these bite you they inject you with acid-like poison that eats away at your skin, and the only way to stop your skin eroding away is to cut out the infected skin, you usualy end up with a BIG hole in your arm if it takes a while to get it cut out.
Red Backs spiders - these things will kill ya!! they are in ya shoes alot, and if these bite you in about 2-3 hours they can kill a grown man if i remember rightly.
Funnel Web spiders - DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!
Huntsman spiders - these things are HUGE normal size is about the size of a CD, these things run so fast its not funny, when they bite you it just hurts alot, they aren't poisnous and from personal experience if you see one running around your lounge room walls at home, don't squish it, you will have to re-paint the whole room!!
Um....so ur bascily saying......if u go to australia bring a fire extinguisher
tahts all i can think of right now!!
lol!
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