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>>>Memo to all employees:
>>>
>>>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
>>>productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all
>>>employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH
>>>INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>>
>>> Laughing Shocked
>>>We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone
>>>else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.
>>>in the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately
>>>placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are
>>>especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can
>>>handle.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Employees who don't take their S. H. I. T. will be placed in
>>>DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go
>>>to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,
>>>they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
>>>S.H.I.T. already.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
>>>teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
>>>LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management
>>>and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
>>>OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>>This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
>>>
>>>If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
>>>TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Thank you,
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their
>>>life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They
>>>have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Thank you for your time.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Sincerely,
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity
>>>Training.
>>>
>>>(D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.).
 
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