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BRILLIANT IDEA! [message #101919]

Fri, 16 July 2004 07:42

SuperFlyingEngi
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Without much further ado, I give you:

Welcome to the Renegade Public Forums Literacy Test.

This test is used to make sure people who can't spell and/or have little grasp of the English language even though they claim to do not pollute our otherwise grammatically correct areas. Hey, sounds like discrimination, right? But it's not. …So there.

Before being able to make any posts on the Renegade Public Forums, you must first answer the simple test below. PMing [Private Messaging] other members for the answers to this test is generally frowned upon, and is grounds for cheating, as stated in Chapter 39, Section 6, Clause II of the Renegade Public Forums Test-Taking Cheating Rulebook. The full rulebook can be viewed below this test.

Well, it's time to get on with the test. This will examine your knowledge of the English language and how well you grasp the most important aspects, Reading, Writing, Spelling, and Grammar/Punctuation.

Questions 1-3:

Please edit the words in the following sentences so that they become proper English:

welcome too the Diner, How may ii hehlp u?

prePare for ann1halAt10n, space trooper Bob!

1 4M T3H 733T SN1P3R!!!111oneone

[Notice – L33Tspeak (as shown above) is generally frowned upon in these forums unless you feel like a cliched, mildy witty sarcastic remark at someone who made a spelling error, because lots of people in this forum feel that language is more important than actual thought. Hence this non-discriminatory test.]

Question 4:

Does Professor Bald require a sandwich? Yes/No

Professor Bald said, "I don’t don't not not don't require a not sandwich at this time."

[Notice – Anything in English using more than two negatives in a sentence is considered improper. Please refrain.]

Question 5:

In which tense is this verb?

Paul drove off the cliff.

Question 6:

Which punctuation mark should be used at the end of this sentence?

Sir Phoenixx was going to model a Dragon ATGM launcher for Renegade Alert, until he realized that the launcher was incredibly large and required you to sit on your butt to use

Question 7:

Please add proper punctuation to this otherwise improperly punctuated sentence.

Hello said Anne Where are all the cookies I would like to eat some cookies now
Anne walked to the door You cant have any cookies replied Roger

Question 8:

Please properly abbreviate this word – AirCraftKiller.

Bonus Questions:

Is the scandal at Abu Gharib to be considered a fraternity prank?

If you make a mod, which had playablility issues but was still looking good last year and this year you have been working for a long time to fix many of the problems with it, and most everything you have been making looks good, and you claim to have fixed most of the bugs in the previous version, and someone comes up to you and tells you, "[name of your mod] Sucks." what do you do?

Thank you for completing the Renegade Public Forums Literacy Test. Please put your answers in this form in a separate post to be sent to Crimson for checking.

The Renegade Public Forums Literacy Test has been brought to you by SuperFlyingEngi.

Renegade Public Forums Test-Taking Cheating Rulebook

Chapter 39, Section 6, Clause II:

New members to the Renegade Public Forums, hereby known as the "Testee," shall not ever, under no circumstances, EVER, Private Message other, current members of the Renegade Public Forums community in an attempt to ascertain information regarding the answers to the Renegade Public Forums Literacy Test in an attempt to use said answers to CHEAT on the test, and disseminate the information that the Testee is more literate then he or she may actually be under specific definable circumstances, namely, the Renegade Public Forums Literacy Test.

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		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: sniper12345 on Fri, 16 July 2004 01:30
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		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Sir Phoenixx on Fri, 16 July 2004 10:34
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: flyingfox on Fri, 16 July 2004 11:09
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: PointlessAmbler on Fri, 16 July 2004 11:25
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		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: exnyte on Fri, 16 July 2004 18:48
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		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: exnyte on Fri, 16 July 2004 20:36
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: mahkra on Fri, 16 July 2004 21:00
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: sniper12345 on Sat, 17 July 2004 01:54
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Brutus on Sat, 17 July 2004 03:10
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Deactivated on Sat, 17 July 2004 03:22
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		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: sniper12345 on Mon, 19 July 2004 21:47
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Anonymous on Tue, 20 July 2004 06:50
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: mrpirate on Tue, 20 July 2004 07:05
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Deactivated on Tue, 20 July 2004 08:02
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Jzinsky on Tue, 20 July 2004 15:37
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Deactivated on Wed, 21 July 2004 02:58
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: sniper12345 on Wed, 21 July 2004 03:27
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: SuperFlyingEngi on Wed, 21 July 2004 09:00
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: flyingfox on Wed, 21 July 2004 09:49
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: bigejoe14 on Wed, 21 July 2004 10:05
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Anonymous on Wed, 21 July 2004 12:53
		BRILLIANT IDEA! By: Anonymous on Sat, 24 July 2004 17:18

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