| OT: Finish The Story [message #80090] |
Wed, 14 April 2004 20:32  |
z310
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It was a normal day at school when...
(Please nothing sick)
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| OT: Finish The Story [message #80092] |
Wed, 14 April 2004 20:33  |
xptek_disabled
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a monkey came and clawed my eye out, stuck it in its puss filled meat flappers, and ran to the zoo.
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| OT: Finish The Story [message #80094] |
Wed, 14 April 2004 20:38 |
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bigejoe14
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I then hired a hot hit man from Finnland to help me get my eye back.
WHATEVER, FAGGOT
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| OT: Finish The Story [message #80101] |
Wed, 14 April 2004 20:53 |
xptek_disabled
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The hit man stalked the monkey for 3 weeks, waiting for a chance to strike. But, the monkey knew he was being watched. So, when the hitman tried to shoot the monkey launches a shit bomb and it blew off the hit man's..
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| OT: Finish The Story [message #80168] |
Wed, 14 April 2004 23:41 |
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SS217
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then the world flew away and lived happily ever after. The end. gg.
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| OT: Finish The Story [message #80240] |
Thu, 15 April 2004 08:50 |
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...but they were NOT afraid, even when the winged beasts flew down and pulled out their limbs, and it did make a noise liketh "POP", for they had just heard...
...432,567 classic hits in a row! and now for a commercial...
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...hear the disgusting squishy sounds as the beasts did pluck out their eyeballs, and their was green slime, and their was purple slime, and their was...
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| OT: Finish The Story [message #80257] |
Thu, 15 April 2004 10:16 |
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Alkaline assrammed both the monkey and Michael Jackson, repeatedly, while shoving a 10 foot iron pole up his own rectum... Then...
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You just asking to be flamed, what is you problem this time?
http://www.UNRules.com
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| OT: Finish The Story [message #80269] |
Thu, 15 April 2004 11:09 |
z310
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Then all of a sudden Alkaline came back alive and took a knife to the mullet and...
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