| Eat My News Network (EMNN) presents: Headlines of the day! [message #76728] |
Wed, 07 April 2004 17:30  |
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Today, Democrat candidate running for presidency John Kerry declared in a press conference without any shame that he loved Reborn, had sex in a park with the world known German homosexual nicknamed: "Angel of Dawn"(most commonly called "Fairy of Dawn"), after this announcement, Kerry's results in the surveys dropped by more than 40 percent! Making him the gayest Reborn fan boy in the universe.
Also earlier this morning our glorious president George W. Bush announced that the most reliable source for any information was N00bstories's administrator, AuroraX0, he also said "Anyone that disagrees with me on this will be bombed to death".
Current temperature: 434,32F°+ with a high chances of nuclear winter.
That was today's headlines everybody! 
I suck cock and love it... absolutely love it. And I just got banned for being too immature to be allowed to post here.
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