| OT: Two Prawns [message #74265] |
Sat, 27 March 2004 22:50  |
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npsmith82
Messages: 525
Registered: February 2003
Location: England, UK
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin, the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed-up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large and mysterious cod appeared and said "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and lo and behold, found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The real punchline does not involve prawn cocktails, it's much worse.) Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark," came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, Justin set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gates memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again!" Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back " No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed, I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian."
WOL: npsmith82
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| OT: Two Prawns [message #74331] |
Sun, 28 March 2004 10:15  |
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England
Messages: 618
Registered: February 2003
Location: High Wycombe, England
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I don't get it. Could someone explain to me why this is supposed to be funny?
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" No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed, I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian."
No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed, I've found God, im a born against christian.
Kinda funny.
In the end it doesn't matter if you are who you say you are. You will still mean nothing to me.
When i have kids, everytime i drive past a fast food restaurant, im gonna punch my kid in the face, then they'll never wanna come..
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