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| Scientists with a joke experiment [message #64002] |
Thu, 29 January 2004 16:16   |
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boma57
Messages: 581
Registered: April 2003
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The fact is that they've all circled the internet 500 times, thus the good ones aren't funny because you've heard them before, and the ones you haven't heard are just stupid (Which is probably why you haven't heard them.)
I probably laughed when I heard this the first time:
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Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk."
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Although I don't remember them being weasels. Why weasels anyway? It has no bearing on the joke, and is just misleading. Instead of laughing at the end, you think, "...Wait, why the weasels?"
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| Scientists with a joke experiment [message #64003] |
Thu, 29 January 2004 16:17 |
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SuperFlyingEngi
Messages: 1756
Registered: November 2003
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Yah, after researching the "best" jokes for over a year, you'd think the number one joke would actually make me laugh....
Or maybe these scientists measure how "funny" a joke is by seeing how turned on that section of the brain gets when someone hears it.
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| Scientists with a joke experiment [message #64015] |
Thu, 29 January 2004 18:05 |
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warranto
Messages: 2584
Registered: February 2003
Location: Alberta, Canada
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They discovered the "best" joke by huaving the website up, letting people vote on it. Look around the website a bit, it does explain it.
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