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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5029] |
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dead4ayear2
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What does this have to do with renegade modding?
.:Teh wanderer:.
Don't luagh at me if I'm stupid; I've had very much coffine.
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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5032] |
Mon, 10 March 2003 14:11 |
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lol...
That rules...
I am kinda in-between thoughts here maybe by some strange freak of nature they lake actually did this or it is a h0ax...
I am going for the theory of a h0ax.
-Sk8rRIMuk
WOL Nick - Sk8rRIMuk
The one and only original "spammander"!
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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5034] |
Mon, 10 March 2003 14:12 |
KIRBY098
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| dead4ayear2 |
What does this have to do with renegade modding?
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Well, since we aren't IN the mod forum, does it really matter?
It has almost as much to do with it, as this.......
A lady and her baby...
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5040] |
Mon, 10 March 2003 14:19 |
KIRBY098
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Redneck Engineering Exam
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? a) '66 Ford Fairlane b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle c) '64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The lot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys will it take to cut the trees?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?
8. A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?
9. A Coal Mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
10. How many generations will it take before cattle develop two legs shorter than the others because of grazing along a mountainside?
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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5044] |
Mon, 10 March 2003 14:23 |
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K9Trooper
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LOL I'm from Wisconsin. That was funny.
Sk8, a joke now and then is good. Going into every post just to get a "Body Count" is bad. Also notice I edited my post to reflect the anti-spam.
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R.I.P. TreyD. You will be missed, but not forgotten.
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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5048] |
Mon, 10 March 2003 14:27 |
KIRBY098
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| dead4ayear2 |
What does this have to do with renegade modding?
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As Crimson said:
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but now we have plenty of content and we can spend our time being productive and/or amusing... not spammy.
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Notice the amusing part these forums form a community like a family who ocassionally share there findings and a odd joke...
OK don't let this drift OT still that was funny.
-Sk8rRIMuk
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The difference between you and I, is I am not posting 40 posts a day to achieve Spammander. I am sharing amusing things with the community.
Got something funny?
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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5084] |
Mon, 10 March 2003 15:20 |
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Krazyfoxx
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Redneck Engineering Exam
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? a) '66 Ford Fairlane b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle c) '64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The lot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys will it take to cut the trees?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?
8. A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?
9. A Coal Mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
10. How many generations will it take before cattle develop two legs shorter than the others because of grazing along a mountainside?
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Answers (not really fair since I'm from West Virginia):
1. Too much math, gives me a headache!
2. That's easy, always the Ford.
3. 20 gallons, HooWee! Thats a big still. I spect it would take at least a dozen (Chevy radiators mind you, if you use Fords beter figure a couple more).
4. Simple, two per tree.
5. What ozone layer?
6. All of them (trick question huh?).
7. Take a hell of alot of cinder blocks, but yea, no problem.
8. Again with math! Argh!
9. Camels? Only rich folk smoke camels.
10. Normally 2, but if they don't catch on you can take a machette and lob a couple of their feet off. I know, it sounds mean but really its for their own good.
Semper Fi
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| Cheeseheads, BEWARE!!! [message #5156] |
Mon, 10 March 2003 17:53 |
dead4ayear2
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Damnit I thought this was the mod forum. Sorry. 
And someone that makes 40 posts a day telling me not to be spammy... that's just wrong.
.:Teh wanderer:.
Don't luagh at me if I'm stupid; I've had very much coffine.
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