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George epic spam - split from TT topic [message #457424]

Mon, 10 October 2011 11:32

GEORGE ZIMMER
Messages: 2605
Registered: March 2006

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HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. A MAN ONCE WALKED INTO MY STORE AND ASKED ME IF CHEATING WAS WRONG, SO TO ANSWER HIM I ALLOWED MY MANLY MEMBER TO RIP APART MY WELL TAILORED PANTS AND LET LOOSE A LARGE LOAD OF MY LUSCIOUS LION-LIKE LIQUID ONTO A LEGION OF LADIES, ALL OF WHOM INSTANTLY ASKED FOR MORE. I THEN ASKED HIM IF I WAS CHEATING ON ALL OF THEM AT ONCE, AS NONE OF THEM SEEMED TO MIND. UPON RECOVERING FROM HIS EXPECTED STATE OF ASTONISHMENT AT MY AUDACIOUS AND AMAZING THIRD LEG, HE STATED HE WAS SIMPLY TALKING ABOUT CHEATING AT A VIDEO GAME. I PROMPTLY TOLD HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ESTABLISHMENT OR ELSE I WOULD FERRY MYSELF TO HIS FRAIL AND FRANKLY FOUL MOTHER AND FILM MYSELF TREATING HER TO MY BROAD BONECRUSHING DEVICE AS SHE BEGGED FOR MORE TIME AND TIME AGAIN. HE WOULD WILLINGLY WATCH IN WONDER AFTER I SEND HIM ALL 672 CONSECUTIVE TAPES. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS, I GUARANTEE IT.

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Re: TT 4.0 FULL source code [message #457425 is a reply to message #457424]

Mon, 10 October 2011 11:38

Caveman
Messages: 2476
Registered: July 2005
Location: Wales, UK

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LOL George.

CarrierII wrote

BLUEHTHEN YOU AR NOT JUST A BIG CHEATAS AND YOU THE BIG HEAD JUST YOU USE FLY H4X FUCK YOU BIG CHEATAS YOUR CHEATZ IS BAD YOU WANT I WRAUGHT THIS YOUR CHEATZ IS BAD HEY IS 1 YEAR YOUR PROMESS A FLY HAX IN MULTIPLAYER AND IS DONT JUST TROOPRM02 I TELL IT ALL WHO REPLYER IN THIS FORUM YOU CHEATZ

Please don't make me type something like that again, not using puntuation is annoying.

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Re: TT 4.0 FULL source code [message #457472 is a reply to message #457424]

Mon, 10 October 2011 19:37

halo2pac
Messages: 659
Registered: December 2006
Location: Near Cleveland, Ohio

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Colonel

LAUGHING MY F*CKING @$$ OFF

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Re: TT 4.0 FULL source code [message #457500 is a reply to message #457472]

Tue, 11 October 2011 02:36

Sean
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Registered: February 2009

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Colonel

Wow,

George for president.

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Re: George epic spam - split from TT topic [message #457543 is a reply to message #457424]

Tue, 11 October 2011 11:05

Goztow
Messages: 9738
Registered: March 2005
Location: Belgium

Karma: 13

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Goztoe

It's with pain in my heart that I had to split this.

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Re: George epic spam - split from TT topic [message #457547 is a reply to message #457424]

Tue, 11 October 2011 12:50

R315r4z0r
Messages: 3836
Registered: March 2005
Location: New York

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General (3 Stars)

Giving you an internet pales in comparison to what you deserve for posting that.

We should invent a new futuristic medium for browsing the web and give you eleven of those instead. Also a high five for good measure.

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