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| Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits. [message #41352] |
Thu, 21 August 2003 07:16   |
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Demolition man
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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| Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits. [message #41354] |
Thu, 21 August 2003 07:33 |
KIRBY098
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Three men at a bar: Mr. Heineken, Mr. Amstel, and Mr. Grolsch.
Mr. Heineken orders a Heineken beer.
"A beer.... good idea", says Mr. Amstel, and orders an Amstel beer.
Then it's Mr. Grolschs turn to order: "A lemonade, please".
"Why are u ordering lemonade?" ask Mr. Heineken and Mr. Amstel?
"Well", says Mr. Grolsch, "If you guys are not ordering beer, I won't either".
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| Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits. [message #41437] |
Thu, 21 August 2003 11:21 |
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Griever92
Messages: 593
Registered: February 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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Perfect! 
Alex "Griever92" Bracken
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| Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits. [message #41535] |
Thu, 21 August 2003 15:13 |
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Demolition man
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Three men at a bar: Mr. Heineken, Mr. Amstel, and Mr. Grolsch.
Mr. Heineken orders a Heineken beer.
"A beer.... good idea", says Mr. Amstel, and orders an Amstel beer.
Then it's Mr. Grolschs turn to order: "A lemonade, please".
"Why are u ordering lemonade?" ask Mr. Heineken and Mr. Amstel?
"Well", says Mr. Grolsch, "If you guys are not ordering beer, I won't either".
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lol about heineken a nice move http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/xp/10306/176517.html
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| Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits. [message #41542] |
Thu, 21 August 2003 15:35 |
John Shaft Jr.
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Registered: February 2003
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
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| KIRBY098 |
Three men at a bar: Mr. Heineken, Mr. Amstel, and Mr. Grolsch.
Mr. Heineken orders a Heineken beer.
"A beer.... good idea", says Mr. Amstel, and orders an Amstel beer.
Then it's Mr. Grolschs turn to order: "A lemonade, please".
"Why are u ordering lemonade?" ask Mr. Heineken and Mr. Amstel?
"Well", says Mr. Grolsch, "If you guys are not ordering beer, I won't either".
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lol about heineken a nice move http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/xp/10306/176517.html
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Yep, the guy that makes the Xiao Xiao movies still rules at making them. 
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