| Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325682] |
Wed, 09 April 2008 00:21  |
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I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325686 is a reply to message #325682] |
Wed, 09 April 2008 00:45  |
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| SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21 |
I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325717 is a reply to message #325686] |
Wed, 09 April 2008 09:33 |
_SSnipe_
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| reborn wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 00:45 |
| SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21 |
I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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i love u reborn...............
That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325719 is a reply to message #325688] |
Wed, 09 April 2008 09:59 |
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| renalpha wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:27 |
| reborn wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 09:45 |
| SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21 |
I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org
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i loved yours reborn
"i would donate a kidney to get a real working light saber from star wars"
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And you would !donate 2 kidneys and your liver for a joint or cigarette. Lightsabers FTW.
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #326347 is a reply to message #326023] |
Tue, 15 April 2008 22:27 |
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| Xylaquin wrote on Sat, 12 April 2008 08:43 |
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
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i dont get it
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #326403 is a reply to message #325682] |
Wed, 16 April 2008 07:41 |
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #355106 is a reply to message #325682] |
Mon, 20 October 2008 01:33 |
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sorry had to.
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Blood Reaper: on a scale of 1 to 10
Blood Reaper: how old do you think michael jackson's boyfriend is?
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<Deltantor> Why is it so hard to find a man that wants a female that has a small son?
<f0rked_> I prefer a small daughter
<grnp> I prefer a smaller son
<ChrisHansen> I prefer that you both have a seat over there.
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Live Your Life Not Some one Else's.| Sharing Is Caring
Cookie Jar<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch
Suicide<TB> I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
<TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan.
<TB> I told them I was suicidal.
<TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #355118 is a reply to message #325682] |
Mon, 20 October 2008 06:27 |
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Not bash.org quotes but...
I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did... not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
The man with a problem who smiles has just found a person to pin the blame on.
And a bash quote (but I paraphrase here):
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker. ~Voltaire
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #355119 is a reply to message #355118] |
Mon, 20 October 2008 06:40 |
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| Altzan wrote on Mon, 20 October 2008 08:27 |
Not bash.org quotes but...
I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did... not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
The man with a problem who smiles has just found a person to pin the blame on.
And a bash quote (but I paraphrase here):
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
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Is the first part suppose to be funny?
Live Your Life Not Some one Else's.| Sharing Is Caring
Cookie Jar<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch
Suicide<TB> I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
<TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan.
<TB> I told them I was suicidal.
<TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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| Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #355129 is a reply to message #325682] |
Mon, 20 October 2008 08:09 |
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<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit
<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!!
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