| Re: MY NAME [message #342066 is a reply to message #341834] |
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nikki6ixx
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I take it you live in Surrey, right?
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| Aircraftkiller wrote on Fri, 10 January 2014 16:56 |
The only game where everyone competes to be an e-janitor.
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| Re: MY NAME [message #342870 is a reply to message #341834] |
Fri, 25 July 2008 13:46 |
JPNOD
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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches JPNOB
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches JPNOB
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "JPNOByou a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
WOL nick: JPNOD
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| Re: MY NAME [message #342958 is a reply to message #342940] |
Sat, 26 July 2008 08:52 |
HeavyX101- Left
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| Zion wrote on Sat, 26 July 2008 07:03 |
HE'S BACK YAY!
*huggles onna djlaptop*
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Who?
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| Re: MY NAME [message #343118 is a reply to message #343112] |
Sun, 27 July 2008 15:44 |
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| JoeBro wrote on Sun, 27 July 2008 18:19 |
| anant wrote on Sat, 19 July 2008 14:39 |
Hey guys! this is how you say my name "an" "ant" ( say it like its two words). Incase you are wondeing why I would post this, it is cause the guys at jelly on ts can't say my name right. So i thought i would post this here and at jelly
see ya ingame soon
-Anant
(an ant)
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cool name  my name is WolfWarrior2 on Renegade online
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HACKER! HE HACKED IN MY SERVER 
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| Re: MY NAME [message #343121 is a reply to message #343120] |
Sun, 27 July 2008 15:48 |
HeavyX101- Left
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| nikki6ixx wrote on Sun, 27 July 2008 18:47 |
| HeavyX101 wrote on Sun, 27 July 2008 17:44 |
HACKER! HE HACKED IN MY SERVER
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Big fuckin' deal... you hack in other people's servers lol.
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I DONT HACKS. I DO NOT HACK! I didnt hack for 2 years :]
And, it was a joke, he didnt really hack 
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| Re: MY NAME [message #343310 is a reply to message #343303] |
Mon, 28 July 2008 12:34 |
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| JoeBro wrote on Mon, 28 July 2008 15:30 |
| BlueThen wrote on Sun, 27 July 2008 20:34 |
| HeavyX101 wrote on Sun, 27 July 2008 17:48 |
I DONT HACKS. I DO NOT HACK! I didnt hack for 2 years :]p
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Over exaggeration.
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lol
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Not funny. 
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