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Ok, I have them uploaded to a relativly quick server, so feel free to DL

FULL.zip
http://kosclan.sytes.net/ts/FULL.zip - 29MB
FULL.mp3

Contains the whole chat (Some more funny stuff than the chopped bits)

CLIPS.zip
http://kosclan.sytes.net/ts/clips.zip - 9MB
HAVOCMAN.mp3
PAKOWNED.mp3
PAKLOVESUSA.mp3
ACKLOSESPRIVLIDGES.mp3

Has Some funny clips from Pak, ACK, and a Havocman segment that ends with the HavocmanSpazz

HAVOCMANSPAZZ.zip
http://kosclan.sytes.net/ts/HAVOCMANSPAZZ.zip - 3MB
HAVOCMANSPAZZ.mp3

Just the HavocmanSpazz. Recommended for 56kers

NEW STUFF:
DJ Lefty Remix: Havocman In Da Club
http://renalert.arm-ent.com/downloads/HavocmanInDaClub.zip

DJ afkaos: Maple Tree Mastermix
http://kosclan.sytes.net/ts/mapletreemix.zip

DJ afkaos: n00bstories Megamix
http://kosclan.sytes.net/ts/n00bmix.zip

DJ afkaos: CNN Fairy (AKA The Pak Mix)
http://kosclan.sytes.net/ts/cnn.zip

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n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32293] Fri, 18 July 2003 23:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the fuck up... shut the fuck up" and getting everyone to tell him to STFU, which lead to the spazz. Very Happy
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32296] Fri, 18 July 2003 23:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Yes, the servers on an OC(INSERtNUMBER) line so don't be afraid to DL!
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32313] Sat, 19 July 2003 00:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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General Warning : Do not download this audio clip if you have heart conditions, may be pregnant, or you have have gas.

ph34r!
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32314] Sat, 19 July 2003 00:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Favorite part of the whole thing.

"YOU ARE A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Laughing Very Happy

Edit: That would explain this post right here.
http://www.n00bstories.com/renforums/viewtopic.php?t=6312 Laughing
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32315] Sat, 19 July 2003 00:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh wow were those clips funny. It's unfortunate that whenever I download the FULL version, it's corrupted... Maybe if we can get some parity files in there or something? Would really love to hear the whole thing. Laughing
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32323] Sat, 19 July 2003 02:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The .zip isn't corrupted, I guess it was either the server or you that had a connection problem and caused the file to corrupt, I recommend you redownload it
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32328] Sat, 19 July 2003 04:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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LMFAO

*Tries to breathe*

LMFAO


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n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32388] Sat, 19 July 2003 09:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Back up, damnit!
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32411] Sat, 19 July 2003 10:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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this deservers a big LOL

viva Mexico cabrones
~g
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32420] Sat, 19 July 2003 10:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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This is something Christine should put up on the n00bstories homepage. Everyone needs to hear it, LOL.Laughing Laughing Very Happy

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n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32421] Sat, 19 July 2003 10:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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LMFAO

Was Crimson in there, or just a guy who's yet to hit puberty? Razz
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32423] Sat, 19 July 2003 10:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Guys, I hacked into Havocman's webcam while he was on TS. Shocked Shocked Shocked

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.fetch.php?id=1193165722


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n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32432] Sat, 19 July 2003 10:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hahah, that Havocman seems to experience some kinda nervous breakdown at the end Very Happy

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n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32437] Sat, 19 July 2003 11:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The .zip isn't corrupted, I guess it was either the server or you that had a connection problem and caused the file to corrupt, I recommend you redownload it


I'm sure it's not corrupted. I'm just saying all 10 times I downloaded the full zip it was corrupted for me.
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32466] Sat, 19 July 2003 13:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Is it me or should havocman be rewarded the Richard Simmons Award for most homosexual tendencies?

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me
Soften this old armor
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side
Step into the shadow
Forty six and two are just ahead of me
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32467] Sat, 19 July 2003 13:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Isn't he already a three-time champ? Laughing Very Happy

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle

8-Bit Theatre. The power of evil compels you!
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32486] Sat, 19 July 2003 15:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the fuck up... shut the fuck up" and getting everyone to tell him to STFU, which lead to the spazz. Very Happy

Oooooh, and so proud aren’t you, you gangbang on one person, you and you’re little dipshits. This is what you do to make yourself proud. Look at you. Aren’t you the proud one? "I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the...." etc.

Who cares which one is you? Apparently you care. Notice you’re the only one that gave a hoot to make sure that every one else knows which one is you? That’s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi. You’re a sad example of life.
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32487] Sat, 19 July 2003 15:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the fuck up... shut the fuck up" and getting everyone to tell him to STFU, which lead to the spazz. Very Happy

Oooooh, and so proud aren’t you, you gangbang on one person, you and you’re little dipshits. This is what you do to make yourself proud. Look at you. Aren’t you the proud one? "I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the...." etc.

Who cares which one is you? Apparently you care. Notice you’re the only one that gave a hoot to make sure that every one else knows which one is you? That’s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi. You’re a sad example of life.


Hypocrisy at his best. :rolleyes:


I suck cock and love it... absolutely love it. And I just got banned for being too immature to be allowed to post here.
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32489] Sat, 19 July 2003 15:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the fuck up... shut the fuck up" and getting everyone to tell him to STFU, which lead to the spazz. Very Happy

Oooooh, and so proud aren?t you, you gangbang on one person, you and you?re little dipshits. This is what you do to make yourself proud. Look at you. Aren?t you the proud one? "I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the...." etc.

Who cares which one is you? Apparently you care. Notice you?re the only one that gave a hoot to make sure that every one else knows which one is you? That?s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi. You?re a sad example of life.


Haven't you learned that your dictionary-wielding battles are leading you nowhere? You're already a thief, you're already a low-class moron... Do you need some more labels? I can pass them out as quick as you can say "Narcissist" continually, like you always do. Seems like you're unable to find a real definition for me, since I actually fit almost no known dictionary definition. Once again, nice try, but you're still unable to accomplish anything.
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32493] Sat, 19 July 2003 16:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the fuck up... shut the fuck up" and getting everyone to tell him to STFU, which lead to the spazz. Very Happy

Oooooh, and so proud aren?t you, you gangbang on one person, you and you?re little dipshits. This is what you do to make yourself proud. Look at you. Aren?t you the proud one? "I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the...." etc.

Who cares which one is you? Apparently you care. Notice you?re the only one that gave a hoot to make sure that every one else knows which one is you? That?s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi. You?re a sad example of life.


Haven't you learned that your dictionary-wielding battles are leading you nowhere? You're already a thief, you're already a low-class moron... Do you need some more labels? I can pass them out as quick as you can say "Narcissist" continually, like you always do. Seems like you're unable to find a real definition for me, since I actually fit almost no known dictionary definition. Once again, nice try, but you're still unable to accomplish anything.

For the record, just because you want to tease yourself and pretend that my account of you is incorrect. This does not make it so. Its just more proof you don't live in the real world, or face reality.
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32494] Sat, 19 July 2003 16:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the fuck up... shut the fuck up" and getting everyone to tell him to STFU, which lead to the spazz. Very Happy

Oooooh, and so proud aren’t you, you gangbang on one person, you and you’re little dipshits. This is what you do to make yourself proud. Look at you. Aren’t you the proud one? "I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the...." etc.

Who cares which one is you? Apparently you care. Notice you’re the only one that gave a hoot to make sure that every one else knows which one is you? That’s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi. You’re a sad example of life.


I'm starting to think this is a word he just leaned about and is tring to use it where ever he can.

Did you even listen to the recording? Havocman made a fool of himself... NO ONE was ganging up on him. All we did was laugh, which caused him to scream and finally quit. Havocman was the one insulting Canadians. Insulting ACK with his "Mr. Critisism" comment, which by the way was what caused us all to laugh, mostly bacause of the way he said it. The only people picked on was Pak, and thats because he makes a fool of himself. Havocman was throwing most of the diliberate insults at everyone, so he deserved what he got.

I've never really flamed anyone before, mostly just pointed out errors, but keep up this useless stuff, or I may have to start. Remeber according to you, everyone is a narcissist. According to http://www.dictionary.com you are exhibiting symptoms of a superiority complex

superiority complex
n.
1. An exaggerated feeling of being superior to others. (to quote you "That’s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi." You were reffering this to everyone that was there, and from a former post, the proffesional editors of the world. I'd say that's trying to put everyone at a lower level than you)
1. A psychological defense mechanism in which feelings of superiority counter or conceal feelings of inferiority. (Lately you seem to have the need to label everyone in a bad way. Trying to hid your thoughts of inferiority?)
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32496] Sat, 19 July 2003 16:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the fuck up... shut the fuck up" and getting everyone to tell him to STFU, which lead to the spazz. Very Happy

Oooooh, and so proud aren?t you, you gangbang on one person, you and you?re little dipshits. This is what you do to make yourself proud. Look at you. Aren?t you the proud one? "I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the...." etc.

Who cares which one is you? Apparently you care. Notice you?re the only one that gave a hoot to make sure that every one else knows which one is you? That?s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi. You?re a sad example of life.


Haven't you learned that your dictionary-wielding battles are leading you nowhere? You're already a thief, you're already a low-class moron... Do you need some more labels? I can pass them out as quick as you can say "Narcissist" continually, like you always do. Seems like you're unable to find a real definition for me, since I actually fit almost no known dictionary definition. Once again, nice try, but you're still unable to accomplish anything.

For the record, just because you want to tease yourself and pretend that my account of you is incorrect. This does not make it so. Its just more proof you don't live in the real world, or face reality.


Your account is incorrect... if you actually bothered to read what people say, I've already explained it. http://www.n00bstories.com/renforums/viewtopic.php?t=6247&start=0
Go and find it, it's around the middle of the first page.
n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32498] Sat, 19 July 2003 16:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Remeber according to you, everyone is a narcissist. According to http://www.dictionary.com you are exhibiting symptoms of a superiority complex


You little asswipe, show me one place I come even close to saying everyone is a narcissist? Or even has those tendencies. You can’t, because I never did. Apparently you can’t read or comprehend, what is in front of you, this is so not because I say so. But because you just proved it.
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n00bstories,You've never laughed this hard [NEW STUFF ADDED] [message #32499] Sat, 19 July 2003 16:38 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Remeber according to you, everyone is a narcissist. According to http://www.dictionary.com you are exhibiting symptoms of a superiority complex


You little asswipe, show me one place I come even close to saying everyone is a narcissist? Or even has those tendencies. You can’t, because I never did. Apparently you can’t read or comprehend, what is in front of you, this is so not because I say so. But because you just proved it.
Cool Laughing


Do You even READ WHAT OTHERS SAY? You are either very ignorant, or very stupid...

Quote:

Oooooh, and so proud aren’t you, you gangbang on one person, you and you’re little dipshits. This is what you do to make yourself proud. Look at you. Aren’t you the proud one? "I'm the one saying "Havocman, just shut the...." etc.


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you and you’re little dipshits.


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Who cares which one is you? Apparently you care. Notice you?re the only one that gave a hoot to make sure that every one else knows which one is you? That?s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi. You?re a sad example of life.


Quote:

That?s because of all the traits you posses the number one is your narcissi.


Put the two bold quotes together. Since ACK is a narcissist for doing it, we must ALL be one, right?

Edit: btw, I'm the one asking pak to explain how ACK is ADD. Wait, saying this makes me a narcissist!
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