| Funny Stuff [message #282437] |
Tue, 04 September 2007 15:57  |
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scarabguy
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i just wanna see if any one has any funny stories from any cnc game, or stories of renegade noobs. ill start....
My funny story is from cnc generals zero hour. a friend of mine was playing some dude, and the dude was trash talking the whole while using all caps, and it was really annoying. he was abbreviating everything. my friend just said " watch this" a few minutes into the match...... he had 6 superweapon general particle cannons, and MANY aurora alpha bombers. when the dust cleared, the dude had only one arms dealer left. there was silence for a second... then "i hate you..."
I don't "STEAL", I field aquire
Thanks for the free particle cannon! 
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #282476 is a reply to message #282474] |
Tue, 04 September 2007 18:17  |
nopol10
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| HORQWER wrote on Wed, 05 September 2007 09:01 |
mine was on renegade
i was asking geo how do i use nightregulator
and he was kinda stearing at me and typing ! 0.o ! thins thing all the time and i jsut couldnot stop lauthing
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How can someone stare at you through the Internet?
Points down: Screw you blue
nopol10=Nopol=nopol(GSA)
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #282482 is a reply to message #282437] |
Tue, 04 September 2007 18:33 |
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Not everything is as it appears
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It's to bad there isn't a site around that you can post your stories about n00bs ...
N00bstories Director Of Operations
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #282623 is a reply to message #282482] |
Wed, 05 September 2007 14:48 |
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| luv2pb wrote on Tue, 04 September 2007 19:33 |
It's to bad there isn't a site around that you can post your stories about n00bs ...
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it really is ashame...
i think i will go create one
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #282868 is a reply to message #282659] |
Thu, 06 September 2007 17:52 |
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scarabguy
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| AoBfrost wrote on Wed, 05 September 2007 19:50 |
omg I had him on our server once, he kept asking for donations and noobs would donate, then he rushes with buggy nod soldiers....it was so annoying.
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i am ashamed to call him my lil bro, but its true 
hes only like 10, and he hates it when i call him a n00b, but its true. he wont learn from his mistakes either.... and he wont use characters either, only the random soldier..... oh, gotta go, hes trying to read this
I don't "STEAL", I field aquire
Thanks for the free particle cannon!
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #282965 is a reply to message #282437] |
Fri, 07 September 2007 12:20 |
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sadukar09
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I shot someone with a sniper rifle. He died.
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[19:16:48] <APBBR> @ryan3k: THE ENFIELD DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS BECAUSE THE BULLETS INSTANTLY HIT THEIR TARGETS LOL
[19:16:52] <APBBR> @ryan3k: CHRONO TECHNOLOGY IN TEH BULLETS
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[22:48]<APBBR> @V0LK0V: AOL COMING UR WAI K
[22:48] <APBBR> Host: Quitting due to Westwood Online connection loss.
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #282971 is a reply to message #282437] |
Fri, 07 September 2007 12:32 |
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Ryu
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So i joined a new clan, And I was bored, So I decided to join UNRules Fan-Maps server (The map Desert siege was the current map) and I love that map, To my surprise, I was Nod (Extra pwnage.), So I bought a SBH and a Nuke.. Then GDI tried to APC rush, But failed, A Havoc got vaporized by the Oblisk, So I picked up his Ramjet.
I then buy a Recon and drive behind GDI's base and wall-walk down behind the Barracks, And waited for a little while, No one was about so I plant my nuke.
10 seconds left, And a engineer comes around the corner, I said "ha.. He has no chance." so anyway, This engineer looks at the nuke, turns around and kills me with his repair gun. -_-
Then disarms the Nuke in 0.01 seconds. 
I then say in all chat "bla bla is cheating.. He killed me with a repair gun and disarmed my nuke in 0.01 seconds".. My message fell apun illiterate eyes.. So I repeat it hoping someone in IRC will see my message, But to my surprise, 5 players called me a n00b and said, "It's a glitch." I rofl'd so damn hard my floor broke. D:
Conclusion: dumb-ass players, Cheaters heaven, Badly moderated. :'(
Presence is a curious thing, if you think you need to prove it... you probably never had it in the first place.
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #283181 is a reply to message #282437] |
Sat, 08 September 2007 16:34 |
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scarabguy
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i was on jelly server map-pack, Cairo.... we had no hand, they had lost one of their pp and a agt, we lost an obby and our hon.
we came up with a plan: I was in a flame, my allies had 3 stanks.
i went right, trying to go around the ruins and through the passage through the tib field and around by their tib ref and silo. I got to the ruins, came round the wall, found a pic Sidney. she shot me ONCE and I instantly lost my 400 armor. then an orca and a ramjet sniper showed up and killed me... i tried to tell the moderators that that person cheated, but he just yelled at me "shut up and play, we have a bot, they can't cheat!" i was so mad, but when i posted on line i just got shouted at even more! "a sniper and an orca were shooting you too, they cant have cheated, ect."
my thoughts: 
one: the sniper, if he was a ramjet, would only score 5 of my armor
two: the orca wasn't there till later
three: why didn't i see the blue tracker from the ramjet or the orcas rockets/bullets?
Conclusion: bad server, bad admin, bad mods, cheaters get away!
and now im gonna get yelled at by that mod if he uses these forums...
I don't "STEAL", I field aquire
Thanks for the free particle cannon!
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #283185 is a reply to message #282967] |
Sat, 08 September 2007 16:40 |
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scarabguy
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| AoBfrost wrote on Fri, 07 September 2007 14:22 |
Once Oh nuubs we need them to sometimes enjoy ourselves.
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um... till that n00b is eyebugu, hes on your team, and he causes you to lose
EX:
the map: hourglass
The teams: gdi-good nod-noobs
Eyebugu: gdi
the scenario: gdi keeps stealing nod vehicles, and hiding everything behind the pp, gaurding them with three men, and only using the tanks if the base is under attack or if said tank is a stealth tank
eyebugu comes in and takes one of the light tanks, and gets it stolen, allowing a nod person to get an apatche.... it took hours to kill the apatche.
I don't "STEAL", I field aquire
Thanks for the free particle cannon!
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| Re: Funny Stuff [message #283195 is a reply to message #282437] |
Sat, 08 September 2007 17:43 |
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AoBfrost
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He should be banned from xwis for being that nub, I have never seen anyone as stupid as him. I tell him top buy characters and he ignores me. I say donate me for apc., he says donate him, 4 people donate him 200 credits, he buys buggies with them and waste our cash.
| Scrin wrote on Fri, 05 October 2007 12:19 |
''whoa im the photoshop''
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KANE LIVES!!!
[Updated on: Sat, 08 September 2007 17:44] Report message to a moderator |
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