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Oh baby.

"Aircraftkiller, who claimed to be completely in love with his second girlfriend, bought her presents, as every good boyfriend would do. From ebay he bought the most beautiful dresses he could find. His second girlfriend, who for social integrity purposes will remain anonymous, received these dresses gladly.

One day, after a nap, she came into her bedroom and found her dresses, pantyhoses, shoes and more sprawled out on the bed. She assumed he was seeing a girl, which was not that bad in itself as the whole relationship was one big façade to make him look good to begin with. Looking for an explanation for this phenomenon, his girlfriend went looking for Aircraftkiller, who shortly thereafter walked into the front door in his underwear. When inquired as to his recent whereabouts, Aircraftkiller shrugged it off with a generic "Nowhere". As for the women's clothing on the bed, he told her they were meant for her.

Later on she was looking for some pictures from their shared digital camera on Aircraftkiller's computer, and ran across a folder that contained pictures that are best left unseen for everyone. Recoiling in horror, Aircraftkiller's second girlfriend laid her eyes on actual, high resolution photographs of Aircraftkiller wearing aforementioned dresses Aircraftkiller bought - not for her, but for himself. Upon inquiry, Aircraftkiller explained his girlfriend that she wouldn't understand why he dressed up like the pretty little girl he secretly was on the inside, because she did not understand how it was to live as a man, knowing you should have been born a woman. In the process he blamed God, because He, in his infinite wisdom, decided that Aircraftkiller must know what it's like to be on the other side. Truly, the LORD's ways are not our ways.

Soon after that, the pictures were dispatched to an unknown location, if they still exist.
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Re: Haha. [message #210545 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 21:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Why must you people persist?

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Re: Haha. [message #210546 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 21:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Was a repost from elsewhere.

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Re: Haha. [message #210547 is a reply to message #210546] Sun, 30 July 2006 22:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Haha. [message #210548 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 22:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dosen't really matter if it was a repost or not. These forums really could have gone without this kind of post.

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Re: Haha. [message #210549 is a reply to message #210548] Sun, 30 July 2006 22:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I found it an interesting read.
Re: Haha. [message #210554 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 22:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I think it was hilarious.


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Re: Haha. [message #210556 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 23:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You're no better than the person who originally posted that. You make me sick.

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Re: Haha. [message #210558 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 23:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Didn't even crack a smirk.
Re: Haha. [message #210559 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 23:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dave Anderson wrote on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:05

You're no better than the person who originally posted that. You make me sick.


Thank you, morality police.


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Re: Haha. [message #210560 is a reply to message #210541] Sun, 30 July 2006 23:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Funniest shit ever! You guys can all fuck off seriously all the shit we have been through with Mr. Holmes over the years is enough that we all get our cracks in on him. So fuck off newbies, go die.

P.S. Aircraftkiller has mootism. Anyone from 4chan will understand that.


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Re: Haha. [message #210567 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 00:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If your goal was to be informative then you have served your purpose. If your goal was to be comedic, well, lets hope that wasn't your goal...

Maybe, just MAYBE this could have been funny under different circumstances but the delivery kills it, DEAD, like a pest control commercial would brag about.


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Re: Haha. [message #210570 is a reply to message #210560] Mon, 31 July 2006 01:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DarkDemin wrote on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:20

Funniest shit ever! You guys can all fuck off seriously all the shit we have been through with Mr. Holmes over the years is enough that we all get our cracks in on him. So fuck off newbies, go die.

P.S. Aircraftkiller has mootism. Anyone from 4chan will understand that.


I'm not from 4chan so I don't particularly care to know what new term you're trying to label me with.

Oh, and you poor soul. Your angst can't be released in other ways, can it? I hope you realize that I kept my attacks out of personal affairs. I never went out of my way to dig up your mistakes in life, and I have a conscience when it comes to what things I'll say to someone online. You know, because there are some limits that you just don't cross... Things like good and evil are a great concept to learn about when you think of morality and situations like this.

Of course, you'll say otherwise, but I bet you'll cry foul and whine constantly if you ever experienced what happened to me. Feel fortunate that you don't have to deal with people knowing intricate secrets about your past that no one should have known, anyway; finding out only because of the malice of one girl who only apologized for what she did when she saw I could do the same thing to her... Exposing all of the shit she was lying about online.

You need a reality check, demin... Seriously.
Re: Haha. [message #210571 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 02:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Haha


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Re: Haha. [message #210572 is a reply to message #210570] Mon, 31 July 2006 02:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller wrote on Mon, 31 July 2006 04:51


Of course, you'll say otherwise, but I bet you'll cry foul and whine constantly if you ever experienced what happened to me.


What's so traumatizing about wearing dresses and taking pictures of yourself wearing them?

Aircraftkiller wrote on Mon, 31 July 2006 04:51

You need a reality check, demin... Seriously.



You too, you're not a female.


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Re: Haha. [message #210573 is a reply to message #210570] Mon, 31 July 2006 02:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Okay.

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Re: Haha. [message #210574 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 02:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You're such an idiot, Aprime. Do you have any idea of what it's like to live 22 years feeling as if you're not the right gender? Of course not, you have it a lot easier than I do. In addition to the shit I deal with just to make a living, I have to deal with feeling as if I'm living a lie and that I was one of God's funny little jokes. I hope you get a good laugh out of it, perhaps karma will reward you with your own secrets exposed to the Internet so you can be humiliated by idiots. I swear you people have no concept of morality or humanity... Or maybe you do, and just choose to disregard it because I've bashed some retard's shitty ass levels and textures. Shooting you with the equivilant of a BB gun definitely warrants being hit with a sniper rifle! Listen Better not play paintball with some of you, you'd start firing real guns because someone dared hit you with a little pellet of paint.

I'm in no way ashamed of who and what I am. So if you're thinking you're going to ps0t here and make me feel like some piece of shit that's inferior to you, please think again and don't waste your time.

I know I'm not female. Amanda aka Jadame in IRC knows he isn't, either, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to be a girl. You know you'll never earn millions of dollars, but you still dream of winning the lottery... You know that supermodel will never sleep with you, but you still dream about her.

What makes you any better than me, jackass? Is it because I don't fit into your little categories of what humanity should be? The last time I checked, I didn't follow many rules and it shouldn't be a surprise that I don't do that in reality either. Of course, I'm going to be called gay now... I'm gay, right? Come on and say it. I bet you're just itching to do it. "The whole reason he ever said any of those insults toward our shitty maps is because he was gay and never wanted to come out with it!"

hahaha. That's so far from the truth. I'm nowhere near gay. I'm happy as I can be and I have no issues with anyone knowing who I am... But if you're going to mock it, why don't you go ahead and be the bigger man here - post your secrets for the rest of us to laugh at? Or are you too much of a coward to do it?
Re: Haha. [message #210577 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 02:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Haha. [message #210578 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 02:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your measure of a man so flimsy, that weak? For shame!
Re: Haha. [message #210580 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 03:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I was going to lock this post or move it to the silo, but it looks like Jonathan is doing a decent job of defending himself, and so far its a halfway normal discussion and not a stupid flame-fest.

Please keep this a real discussion...if it turns into something ugly I will lock or move it. As you know we are very tolerant here as far as censorship and moderation goes, but I don't think its right to just outright pick a fight and kick people when they are down.

Jonathan seems to be taking it seriously, so if you want to debate with him how he should live his life, please do it in an intelligent manner.

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Re: Haha. [message #210581 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 03:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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They call it humor where I come from. It's actually nice to know that you're acknowledging that you don't feel you're the right gender after supposedly bashing Jamanda for what he (unless he's a she now, I don't know, I haven't been able to follow what was happening in #n00bstories for say, the past year?) was doing, and that is something I, somewhat, respect.

You know why we're getting a "good laugh" out of your privacy, seriously, you do.

No concept or morality or humanity? Please, look at what you've said in the past before accusing us of such things.

Because I've bashed "blah blah blah", actually, your opinion were and are still of nearly no importance to myself and other people, unless they're or were voiced in a constructive fashion (speaking of which, what the fuck is up with you? You act like a fucking anime fairy on DeviantART, and by that I mean that you're being friendly to everyone, oh... I think I know why, having friends on DeviantART means getting known, and getting known means more page views, and more means more people who see what you're selling (also known as DeviantART prints), and more people who know you "shop" means more customers, and what does more customers mean? More funds! And where do the funds go? In those now famous lunches! At least this time, it's a legitimate source of cash!)
if you're really thinking that you mean more than anyone else here, I'd like to remind you that all humans are technically equal, and that the fact that you've made a truckload of work (not all of which is good, despite what you said) doesn't make you superior to a point where you have the right to be condescending towards other map makers and such.

My objective wasn't trying to make you feel like a piece of shit, it never was, but there are things that you should be ashamed of other than your little experiences, but that's likely never going to happen anyway.

Yeah, I think we all understood that you knew you weren't a woman at the beginning of your message, and yes, you can be a girl, thanks to modern medicine.

Nothing makes me better than you, except the fact that I know how to make a budget and how to spend my money, unlike you. Which categories are you speaking of exactly? If you REALLY happen to be a homosexual, it wouldn't bother me at all, it's something I accept as a Canadian citizen.

What's wrong with a little mockery, sir? After all these years being mocked by you, why couldn't we return the favor? Because it has to do with your personal life perhaps? Well, you just had to make sure that Sarah wouldn't share that part of your life with us, not by punching a hole in the wall or by employing violence (verbally or physically), but just by making sure (by the means of a simple discussion, or such).

Blah blah I'm tired.

EDIT: Yeah, if I didn't get your point, see the line above... Because all of this shit and more kept me awake for a very, long, time.


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Re: Haha. [message #210588 is a reply to message #210541] Mon, 31 July 2006 04:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller wrote on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:23

You're such an idiot, Aprime. Do you have any idea of what it's like to live 22 years feeling as if you're not the right gender? Of course not, you have it a lot easier than I do. In addition to the shit I deal with just to make a living, I have to deal with feeling as if I'm living a lie and that I was one of God's funny little jokes. I hope you get a good laugh out of it, perhaps karma will reward you with your own secrets exposed to the Internet so you can be humiliated by idiots. I swear you people have no concept of morality or humanity... Or maybe you do, and just choose to disregard it because I've bashed some retard's shitty ass levels and textures. Shooting you with the equivilant of a BB gun definitely warrants being hit with a sniper rifle! Listen Better not play paintball with some of you, you'd start firing real guns because someone dared hit you with a little pellet of paint.

I'm in no way ashamed of who and what I am. So if you're thinking you're going to ps0t here and make me feel like some piece of shit that's inferior to you, please think again and don't waste your time.

I know I'm not female. Amanda aka Jadame in IRC knows he isn't, either, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to be a girl. You know you'll never earn millions of dollars, but you still dream of winning the lottery... You know that supermodel will never sleep with you, but you still dream about her.

What makes you any better than me, jackass? Is it because I don't fit into your little categories of what humanity should be? The last time I checked, I didn't follow many rules and it shouldn't be a surprise that I don't do that in reality either. Of course, I'm going to be called gay now... I'm gay, right? Come on and say it. I bet you're just itching to do it. "The whole reason he ever said any of those insults toward our shitty maps is because he was gay and never wanted to come out with it!"

hahaha. That's so far from the truth. I'm nowhere near gay. I'm happy as I can be and I have no issues with anyone knowing who I am... But if you're going to mock it, why don't you go ahead and be the bigger man here - post your secrets for the rest of us to laugh at? Or are you too much of a coward to do it?



you go... girl ?

I dunno, i don't think your gay, if you wanna dress up in chicks clothes, thats kewl, if you start singin cher songs though, then i might be scared...


*edit*
I live in LA, i see trannies, crossdressers, dragqueens, etc... on a daily basis. its not that big of a deal...

suprisingly they exist, if ack happens to be one of em, oh well


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Aircraftkiller

I have to deal with feeling as if I'm living a lie and that I was one of God's funny little jokes.

You claim to have some faith in God, correct? If so, why doubt his integrity? We all have our purposes, and to claim to be a joke not only demeans yourself, but it also mocks God.


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