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If the internet was a person.. [message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 16:31

maschief
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What would the person look or smell like?

I've noticed on the internet I've seen alot of sick stuff, so I was just wondering what you think the internet would look and smell like if it were a person?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b336/maschief/maschidhef.gif

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207417 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 16:55

Zion
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............WHAT?!?!?!?

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207419 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 17:05

Kamuix
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Thats kinda like asking
"What would the world be like if it were a person"
Everyone shares it

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207420 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 17:05

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An obese, balding, 60 year-old, married man. His interests include scat, children, and Japanese schoolgirls.

whoa.

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207422 is a reply to message #207420]

Mon, 10 July 2006 17:08

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j_ball430 wrote on Mon, 10 July 2006 19:05

An obese, balding, 60 year-old, married man. His interests include scat, children, and Japanese schoolgirls.

lmao

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207424 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 17:19

csskiller
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When I saw this title, I was like wtf? I don't know how to describe it well, but the internet is something like 70& and 30% non pornographic material. (don't quote me on those numbers)

When history witnesses a great change, Razgriz reveals itself,
First as a dark demon,
As a demon it uses its power to reign death upon the land;
and then it dies.

However, after a period of slumber, Razgriz returns.
This time as a great hero...

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207425 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 17:27

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I was gonna write a description, but someone else wrote something more fitting... nearly 2,000 years ago.

Revelation

"This title was written on her forehead:

'MYSTERY
BABYLON THE GREAT
THE MOTHER OF PROSTITUTES
AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.'"

Lol. History is awesome.

PS: Based on the descriptions elsewhere, I would assume she smells like blood, cheap liquor and latex.

[Updated on: Mon, 10 July 2006 17:30]

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207444 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 19:52

PlastoJoe
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I was going to say whore too!

Man...it's like some weird psychomological connection.

You may be a fundamentalist atheist if...

Toggle Spoiler

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207447 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 19:56

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o u guys r mean to the internet u say all shit all bout it but relly.....whos using it huh U AR and u like it so be nice to it

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207450 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 19:58

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I hate the internet so much I won't even use a computer.

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207460 is a reply to message #207413]

Mon, 10 July 2006 22:53

light
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It would be schistophrenic.

http://www.azupload.com/displayImage.php/setid2745.png

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207478 is a reply to message #207413]

Tue, 11 July 2006 00:36

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This is the closest answer you'll ever get: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GZ8ZXZ-Nx0

You can find me in The KOSs2 (TK2) discord while I'm playing. Feel free to come and say hi! TK2 discord

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207479 is a reply to message #207413]

Tue, 11 July 2006 01:47

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Whoever the internet is, I bet he'd be eligible for a HELLA lot of scholarships. Being that hes a Latino Eskimo Japanese Ethiopian Russian Korean ... ...

I bet he also gets a 1600 on his SAT WITHOUT filling in his name. lol

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.fetch.php?id=1285726594

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207490 is a reply to message #207447]

Tue, 11 July 2006 02:49

Zion
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Torn wrote on Mon, 10 July 2006 21:56

o u guys r mean to the internet u say all shit all bout it but relly.....whos using it huh U AR and u like it so be nice to it

Is this the next Moee/Sensitive? Remember that guy Razz

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207516 is a reply to message #207413]

Tue, 11 July 2006 04:56

cheesesoda
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I think it might actually be him. If I remember correctly, his IP is vianet like Torn's.

whoa.

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207533 is a reply to message #207413]

Tue, 11 July 2006 08:02

Dover
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I recall it being vianet as well...

You know, when I get banned from a place, I realize that I'm not wanted back there, so I dm't keep going back, but doesn't seem to get it...

Back the the original question:
It'd be a whore, but a nice whore that's there to comfort you when you're sad, quote useless wikipedia entries, have spelling skills to rival Moee, and associate with arguabley the stupidest people in existance.

Did I meantion lots of anime and time-wasting? Oh yes, there's that.

DarkDemin wrote on Thu, 03 August 2006 19:19

Remember kids the internet is serious business.

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207591 is a reply to message #207413]

Tue, 11 July 2006 13:41

rm5248
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This calls for Internet vs Real life. Because, you can pretty much see that the internet would fight stupidly, fight with and against stupid people, steal, and generally be useless.

w00t?

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207597 is a reply to message #207413]

Tue, 11 July 2006 14:23

Weirdo
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I say the internet would be a strange looking guy in around the 40. He works by day as a librarian, but when the library closes he goes on a killing a spree.

Size doesn't matter.

http://www.n00bstories.com/stats/renegade_stats.php?player=weirdo64

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207603 is a reply to message #207478]

Tue, 11 July 2006 14:57

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Goztow wrote on Tue, 11 July 2006 03:36

This is the closest answer you'll ever get: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GZ8ZXZ-Nx0

LMFAO.

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207642 is a reply to message #207413]

Tue, 11 July 2006 20:28

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If the internet was a real person it would be a short fat balding geek,that knows too much for his own good is racist, and loves porn too much.

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Re: If the internet was a person.. [message #207646 is a reply to message #207516]

Tue, 11 July 2006 20:48

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j_ball430 wrote on Tue, 11 July 2006 06:56

I think it might actually be him. If I remember correctly, his IP is vianet like Torn's.

after reading this i went to check it out and it is the same IP.So this is his 3rd try at staying on the forum's and it looks like again hes been caught lol.

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