| ~~ Warning Infomercial ~~ [message #204741] |
Wed, 21 June 2006 09:29  |
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DarkKnight
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Do you find yourself alone alot, depressed, thinking of commiting suicide. is the world closing in on you. Do people disrespect you. Are you called asshole everywhere you go, do people give you the number 1 sign while driving. Does the smell of ben gay excite you while your looking for your viagra. Does your dog look more inticing then your old lady now days. Have your balls shrivled up and died for the most part. Do you feel the need to belittle others cause you have a small penis to make yourself feel like the big man. Do you put others down cause yourself esteem is in the crapper. Does life just generally suck for you and you feel the need to lash out at others.
If this describes you and you want to demeen others and have them beg at your feet. Grovel before you cause you have a small penis and this makes you feel like the big man. If you read up on history and the nazi party seemed inviting. then i have just want you need.
www.unrules.com they are always look for a few good assholes.
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| Re: ~~ Warning Infomercial ~~ [message #204746 is a reply to message #204741] |
Wed, 21 June 2006 09:54  |
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cheesesoda
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| Darkknight wrote on Wed, 21 June 2006 12:29 |
Do you find yourself alone alot, depressed, thinking of commiting suicide. is the world closing in on you. Do people disrespect you. Are you called asshole everywhere you go, do people give you the number 1 sign while driving. Does the smell of ben gay excite you while your looking for your viagra. Does your dog look more inticing then your old lady now days. Have your balls shrivled up and died for the most part. Do you feel the need to belittle others cause you have a small penis to make yourself feel like the big man. Do you put others down cause yourself esteem is in the crapper. Does life just generally suck for you and you feel the need to lash out at others.
If this describes you and you want to demeen others and have them beg at your feet. Grovel before you cause you have a small penis and this makes you feel like the big man. If you read up on history and the nazi party seemed inviting. then i have just want you need.
www.unrules.com they are always look for a few good assholes.
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Do you often times find yourself struggling to find the proper punctionation marks to fit into your sentences? Do others tediously point out your mistakes to the point of where you just want to break down and cry? Are you finding yourself unable to ask questions, and find yourself only typing declarative sentences? The answer may be as simple as the questions you are trying to ask. What is this miracle punctuation mark you ask? The question mark! Yes, the question mark, that odd little symbol at the end of sentences that tells others you are trying to ask a question. By using this, you could solve many of your linguistic issues and find yourself to be a happier person because of it! Yes, it really is that simple. Go ahead and try it. You will thank yourself for it.
whoa.
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| Re: ~~ Warning Infomercial ~~ [message #204749 is a reply to message #204746] |
Wed, 21 June 2006 10:09 |
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DarkKnight
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| j_ball430 wrote on Wed, 21 June 2006 11:54 |
| Darkknight wrote on Wed, 21 June 2006 12:29 |
Do you find yourself alone alot, depressed, thinking of commiting suicide. is the world closing in on you. Do people disrespect you. Are you called asshole everywhere you go, do people give you the number 1 sign while driving. Does the smell of ben gay excite you while your looking for your viagra. Does your dog look more inticing then your old lady now days. Have your balls shrivled up and died for the most part. Do you feel the need to belittle others cause you have a small penis to make yourself feel like the big man. Do you put others down cause yourself esteem is in the crapper. Does life just generally suck for you and you feel the need to lash out at others.
If this describes you and you want to demeen others and have them beg at your feet. Grovel before you cause you have a small penis and this makes you feel like the big man. If you read up on history and the nazi party seemed inviting. then i have just want you need.
www.unrules.com they are always look for a few good assholes.
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Do you often times find yourself struggling to find the proper punctionation marks to fit into your sentences? Do others tediously point out your mistakes to the point of where you just want to break down and cry? Are you finding yourself unable to ask questions, and find yourself only typing declarative sentences? The answer may be as simple as the questions you are trying to ask. What is this miracle punctuation mark you ask? The question mark! Yes, the question mark, that odd little symbol at the end of sentences that tells others you are trying to ask a question. By using this, you could solve many of your linguistic issues and find yourself to be a happier person because of it! Yes, it really is that simple. Go ahead and try it. You will thank yourself for it.
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Thank you for pointing out that which i already am aware of. If you dont find what i have to say enjoyable then please read another topic. Cause i really could careless.
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| Re: ~~ Warning Infomercial ~~ [message #204751 is a reply to message #204741] |
Wed, 21 June 2006 10:14 |
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I also find it extremely irritating and annoying to read. it's not because we're being grammar police asshats, it's because it bothers the crap out of us and we suggest using question marks in the future so that you don't get crap flung at you all the time.
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| Re: ~~ Warning Infomercial ~~ [message #204778 is a reply to message #204762] |
Wed, 21 June 2006 11:49 |
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Ma1kel
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| j_ball430 wrote on Wed, 21 June 2006 12:55 |
Well, what you posted was really nothing new. I mean, we all know that UN Rules sucks. It's kind of been a given for a long while. Doesn't help that Alkaline is a complete moron.
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| Re: ~~ Warning Infomercial ~~ [message #204885 is a reply to message #204757] |
Thu, 22 June 2006 04:09 |
nopol10
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| DarkDemin wrote on Thu, 22 June 2006 01:36 |
| Darkknight wrote on Wed, 21 June 2006 13:17 |
i put that together really fast. only took about a minute to type. sorry for the grammar and punctuation. Next time I'll take my time on the post.
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Everyone should learn from his example.
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Especially Sensitive/Moee.
nopol10=Nopol=nopol(GSA)
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lol good one ... funny as hell. 
