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| Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199249 is a reply to message #199242] |
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For those curious enough to wonder wtf, but not interested in acually incrementing his counter:
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The Story of this Website:
So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.
When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.
So this site is my attempt to get to 5 million hits in 30 days. The site started on May 1st, 2006, so I have 19 days left to make the bet, and so far, the total number of visitors is: 2647702
Thanks for your help - please tell a friend about this site and help me finally get laid. Together we can make this happen!
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Personally I think the he has bigger issues to deal with.
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| Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199253 is a reply to message #199242] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 03:55 |
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What a loser, lol - its like rubbish celebrities who go on reality TV shows because they are so desperate for attention.
Why would anyone do this? and why would anyone wait until 25 to get laid?
It's probably all just some bs advertising scheme
It's a mexican pirate .... F*ck a dog by Blink 182
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| Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199261 is a reply to message #199242] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 05:43 |
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Dave Anderson
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I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.
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What if she wants you to be her sex toy for a week? lol...win/win situation there.
Seriously though, sex isn't important enough to do something like this. In my mind, the only thing sex is good for, and should be good for is having kids.
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Sex became bad, when it became fun.
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I feel sorry for people who "have the need" to have sex that bad, it is quite pitiful.
David Anderson
Founder, Software Consultant
DCOM Productions
Microsoft Partner (MSP)
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| Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199268 is a reply to message #199242] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 06:16 |
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Sex ain't bad because it's fun. It's an important part of a lovelife. Doing it just for fun ain't my idea of a good sexlife though, I feel there must be love to fully experience and enjoy it.
You can find me in The KOSs2 (TK2) discord while I'm playing. Feel free to come and say hi! TK2 discord
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| Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199272 is a reply to message #199242] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 07:10 |
MexPirate
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sex isn't important
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lol, obviously not getting any then.
It is good to leave the virtual world sometime and actually communicate with the opposite sex.
How is having sex for fun bad?
It's a mexican pirate .... F*ck a dog by Blink 182
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| Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199273 is a reply to message #199272] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 07:39 |
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Pirate wrote on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:10]| Quote: |
sex isn't important
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lol, obviously not getting any then.
It is good to leave the virtual world sometime and actually communicate with the opposite sex.
How is having sex for fun bad?
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Not bad, less intresting (for me).
You can find me in The KOSs2 (TK2) discord while I'm playing. Feel free to come and say hi! TK2 discord
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| Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199308 is a reply to message #199242] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 14:13 |
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Dave Anderson
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Said like a true virgin...
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Your right. And my principles will stay like that until I die. And to be honest, I plan on dieing a virgin, and dieing a single man.
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It is good to leave the virtual world sometime and actually communicate with the opposite sex.
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I've got plenty of female friends that I talk to, and hang out with all the time.
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How is having sex for fun bad?
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Not going to turn this topic into a religous topic, but...
Biblicle phrase:
"Be fruitful and multiply"
Not have sex to fullfill the urges you can't control.
*leaves topic*
David Anderson
Founder, Software Consultant
DCOM Productions
Microsoft Partner (MSP)
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