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The Wish Game (TM) [message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 11:04

Kanezor
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Colonel

There's this awesome game that a friend of mine started up on another forum which I visit. I think it'll do well here... Wink

To play the game, you grant the previous poster's wish, but in a horrible way (like the cursed monkey hand in that Simpson's halloween episode), and then make a wish of your own.

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example:

Quote:

(me)
I wish I could ascend like Daniel Jackson in Stargate.

Quote:

(next person)
Granted, you ascend. Unfortunately, while you are eating lunch with Buddha, he eats you and you cease to exist.

I wish...

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I'll start.
I wish I had more hot chocolate mix.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192793 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 11:14

Crimson
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I'll get you some hot chocolate mix. Unfortunately, a factory worker mixed a "special blend" and you end up with Hepatitis.

I wish I could fly.

I'm the bawss.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192794 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 11:15

idebo
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Commander

Your wish has been granted, but you got hit by a hijacked airplane. Surprised

I wish nothing.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192795 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 11:50

GDIrish
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Wish Granted. Santa gives you coal.

I wish I had a 12 string guitar.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192797 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 12:08

Kanezor
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Colonel

You get a 12 string guitar. However, the strings were old and brittle, and end up breaking. When they break, they fly so fast that they rip your hands off. You can no longer play a 12 string guitar.

I wish my C&C mouse pad wasn't coming apart! Sad

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192818 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 14:17

JeepRubi
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Granted, I glue it back together but in the rong order, it now says: ndCmaom & oqCeurn

Edit: forgot to wish!

I wish i had 11 fingers

HORQWER wrote on Tue, 18 September 2007 20:47

this is not a real renegade forums ,some one made it up

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[Updated on: Tue, 14 March 2006 14:18]

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192824 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 14:54

CarrierII
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Granted: but: you lose the mobility in both of your hands Razz

I wish my Computer was immune to Virri.
ooh, wouldn't that be fun...

Renguard is a wonderful initiative

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192826 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 14:56

Goztow
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Granted, but there's no more way to keep spyware out.

I wish C&C Red Alert 3 was announced tonight.

You can find me in The KOSs2 (TK2) discord while I'm playing. Feel free to come and say hi! TK2 discord

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192827 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 14:56

terminator 101
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Colonel

Granted, but the C&C Red Alert 3 turns out to be a dating game where you can date Tanya and if you answer her questions right, she will <censored> for you.

Damm it. People post so fast, I can't keep up. Carrier, edit your post please.

I wish I was able to stop playing video games for more than 2 days.

[Updated on: Tue, 14 March 2006 15:02]

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192828 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 14:59

CarrierII
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<removed due to game rules>
i posted too fast

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[Updated on: Wed, 15 March 2006 03:38]

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192830 is a reply to message #192827]

Tue, 14 March 2006 15:14

Canadacdn
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Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 14 March 2006 16:56

I wish I was able to stop playing video games for more than 2 days.

Granted, you stop playing video games for 2 days. But while you're sleeping a burglar steals all of your video games.

I wish Westwood still existed.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192848 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 18:49

JeepRubi
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Granted, Westwood still exists but EA buys it out and creates a game that has nothing to do with anything previously created in either C&C universe (Generals).

I wish i had a faster computer......

HORQWER wrote on Tue, 18 September 2007 20:47

this is not a real renegade forums ,some one made it up

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192849 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 18:55

Feetseek
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Granted, you get a faster computer but all the plugs and wires are from another planet.

I wish i will never have cavities.

"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wombo, wombo, wombo-ing, wobology, the study of wombo, it's first grade SpongeBob" - Patrick Star.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192850 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 19:04

GDIrish
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Granted; you have no teeth anymore.

I wish I didn't have the flu.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192852 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 19:10

Canadacdn
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Granted, you get AIDS instead.

I wish I had some tiberium in real life.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192861 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 20:09

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Granted, but you get blue tiberium and end up blowing yourself up.

I wish XWISP was released.

-Lee

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192876 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 21:37

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Granted, but mac got a hold of it and made it have huge memory leaks.

I wish I had more money.

I'm the bawss.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192877 is a reply to message #192792]

Tue, 14 March 2006 21:38

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Granted, but you lose your penis in a horrible pudding accident.

I wish the bleeding would stop.

EDIT: Crimson posted between my typing /|\ is for pvtschlag

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192907 is a reply to message #192876]

Wed, 15 March 2006 06:20

RTsa
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Crimson wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 06:37

I wish I had more money.

Oblivion165 wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 06:37

Granted, but you lose your penis in a horrible pudding accident.

ROFL

Oblivion165 wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 06:37

I wish the bleeding would stop.

You go to the doctor and he patches you up, but somehow manages to amputate your both arms as well.

I wish the TV was off.

OMC NOB

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192916 is a reply to message #192907]

Wed, 15 March 2006 08:30

Kanezor
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Colonel

Crimson wrote on Tue, 14 March 2006 22:37

I wish I had more money.

You get more money. The money given to you, turns out to be laundered and you're arrested for money laundering.

RTsa wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 13:20

I wish the TV was off.

The TV turns off by itself. It actually fried one of its internal components and is now smoking (not to mention stinking). The stench invites a rodent into your house, which bites you on the leg. You become infected with rabies and have to take those aweful shots.

I wish I had another computer.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192918 is a reply to message #192792]

Wed, 15 March 2006 08:45

Goztow
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Granted, you get a brand new 2nd hand 386 with MSdos 5.0 OS.

I wish the sun would shine and it would stop raining.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192919 is a reply to message #192792]

Wed, 15 March 2006 08:55

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Granted, however the sun's rays turn nasty and give you cancer
I wish could get on IRC at school

Renguard is a wonderful initiative

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192922 is a reply to message #192792]

Wed, 15 March 2006 11:07

luv2pb
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Not everything is as it appears
Untouchable

granted, all you have to do is drop out first

I wish it would warm the hell up around here

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #192925 is a reply to message #192792]

Wed, 15 March 2006 12:58

Sniper_De7
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Colonel

Granted, but UV rays destroy your town

I wish I could take this page

Oderint, dum metuant.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt

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