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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #169495 is a reply to message #150849] Mon, 05 September 2005 05:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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#... Whatever. You have the words: "GET READY TO LOSE YOUR HEAD IN MY RAMJET RAMPAGE." in your signature. Seriously, thats stupid.

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Aircraftkiller wrote on Wed, 31 May 2006 22:30

I've been Nodbuggered. =( =( =(
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #169515 is a reply to message #169492] Mon, 05 September 2005 09:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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GUN-WARRIOR wrote on Mon, 05 September 2005 08:55

you are a noob if you get mvp on no noobs server.


...?


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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #169517 is a reply to message #150849] Mon, 05 September 2005 10:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #169519 is a reply to message #150849] Mon, 05 September 2005 10:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #171565 is a reply to message #150849] Thu, 15 September 2005 02:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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these three i've seen plenty of times...
#187 you are a noob if you try to repair a DESTROYED building
#188 you are a noob if you think that a Repair Gun does harm to your enemies...
#189 you are a noob if you think that repairing walls of the building repairs it as fast as repairing the Master Control Terminal... i saw three idiots who tried to save a power plant which had 1/3 health by repairing its walls and they stood -one inside and two outside under fire %)...


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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #171568 is a reply to message #150849] Thu, 15 September 2005 08:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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This is for Halo, since nobody is stupid enough to do it in Ren.

You are a Noob, if you are playing a CTF match and you're entire team, including you, decide its a time to cyber.

My clan mate caught 4 people doing this, I swear to god. He was on Sidewinder, and they were in they're base, on top of each other and crouched down. He kept running into their base with a Sniper Rifle and shooting the only female on their team in the head, and then everyone else. What worse, is the fact that one of them was in a clan that I think we are at war with.


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Aircraftkiller wrote on Wed, 31 May 2006 22:30

I've been Nodbuggered. =( =( =(

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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #171573 is a reply to message #171568] Thu, 15 September 2005 09:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lijitsu wrote on Thu, 15 September 2005 10:04

This is for Halo, since nobody is stupid enough to do it in Ren.

You are a Noob, if you are playing a CTF match and you're entire team, including you, decide its a time to cyber.

My clan mate caught 4 people doing this, I swear to god. He was on Sidewinder, and they were in they're base, on top of each other and crouched down. He kept running into their base with a Sniper Rifle and shooting the only female on their team in the head, and then everyone else. What worse, is the fact that one of them was in a clan that I think we are at war with.


Some people need girlfriends....badly...


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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #171802 is a reply to message #171573] Sat, 17 September 2005 10:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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gbull wrote on Thu, 15 September 2005 12:26

Lijitsu wrote on Thu, 15 September 2005 10:04

This is for Halo, since nobody is stupid enough to do it in Ren.

You are a Noob, if you are playing a CTF match and you're entire team, including you, decide its a time to cyber.

My clan mate caught 4 people doing this, I swear to god. He was on Sidewinder, and they were in they're base, on top of each other and crouched down. He kept running into their base with a Sniper Rifle and shooting the only female on their team in the head, and then everyone else. What worse, is the fact that one of them was in a clan that I think we are at war with.


Some people need girlfriends....badly...


I think they just need to get laid.... Sarcasm


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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #171857 is a reply to message #150849] Sat, 17 September 2005 19:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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echo...

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #171893 is a reply to message #171568] Sun, 18 September 2005 02:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lijitsu wrote on Thu, 15 September 2005 08:04

This is for Halo, since nobody is stupid enough to do it in Ren.

You are a Noob, if you are playing a CTF match and you're entire team, including you, decide its a time to cyber.

My clan mate caught 4 people doing this, I swear to god. He was on Sidewinder, and they were in they're base, on top of each other and crouched down. He kept running into their base with a Sniper Rifle and shooting the only female on their team in the head, and then everyone else. What worse, is the fact that one of them was in a clan that I think we are at war with.

. . . I'm sorry, but that's just altogether unacceptably wrong. There are plenty of other places where people can do that crap.(Might I suggest Second Life or Furcadia?)
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #171981 is a reply to message #171893] Sun, 18 September 2005 18:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Joseph Collins wrote on Sun, 18 September 2005 05:58

Lijitsu wrote on Thu, 15 September 2005 08:04

This is for Halo, since nobody is stupid enough to do it in Ren.

You are a Noob, if you are playing a CTF match and you're entire team, including you, decide its a time to cyber.

My clan mate caught 4 people doing this, I swear to god. He was on Sidewinder, and they were in they're base, on top of each other and crouched down. He kept running into their base with a Sniper Rifle and shooting the only female on their team in the head, and then everyone else. What worse, is the fact that one of them was in a clan that I think we are at war with.

. . . I'm sorry, but that's just altogether unacceptably wrong. There are plenty of other places where people can do that crap.(Might I suggest Second Life or Furcadia?)

It would be somewhat ok if you did it while the base was inactive, and you were defending, but not like they were.


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Aircraftkiller wrote on Wed, 31 May 2006 22:30

I've been Nodbuggered. =( =( =(
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #178240 is a reply to message #163311] Mon, 07 November 2005 07:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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flyingfox wrote on Fri, 15 July 2005 07:32

93) you have the cheek to repair your tank whilst it is getting attacked.


Hey! I was a MLRS and took out a medium tank doing that! Just back up, repair, hop back in, fire a salvo, repeat and it's down fast.
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #178936 is a reply to message #178240] Sat, 12 November 2005 09:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Luigi30 wrote on Mon, 07 November 2005 09:38

flyingfox wrote on Fri, 15 July 2005 07:32

93) you have the cheek to repair your tank whilst it is getting attacked.


Hey! I was a MLRS and took out a medium tank doing that! Just back up, repair, hop back in, fire a salvo, repeat and it's down fast.


Dude, we gotta tell these guys to


STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #178939 is a reply to message #150849] Sat, 12 November 2005 10:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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no we don't, spammer

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #180008 is a reply to message #150849] Mon, 21 November 2005 11:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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#... you are a n00b if you think the light tank is weak.
Re: You might be a noob if... [message #180030 is a reply to message #180008] Mon, 21 November 2005 15:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You are a noob if you

Complain about sbhs and call sbhs noobs.


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You are a n00b if the first thing you buy at Hourglass in a game of 14 players or less is a SBH.

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You might be a noob if you allow artys/mrls at top of hill to shoot ref and you say let it die.

"Don't try to be a great man, just be a man. Let history make it's own judgments."

"Maybe its not the destination that matters, but the journey."

"How many people does it take before its wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million?"

"Im not here to tell you how it is going to end, Im here to tell you how it is going to begin."

"Its not the end or even the beggining of the end, mearly the end of the beggining."

"Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end."
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You might be a n00b if: A single arty is hitting your WF in a public server game, you have 1 APC atm, your AGT is gone and you say "Let it die, its our only chance to win." Btw, Nod still has all it's buildings.

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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #180117 is a reply to message #150849] Tue, 22 November 2005 14:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You might be a noob if you are in a game of mesa with 4 people on each side, and you are an sbh so you can watch the GDI vehicles shoot.

You might be a noob if you are an infantry near one of your own buildings and keep spamming, "I need repairs!".

You might be a noob if you are in your base in a vehicle with a technician spamming, "I need repairs!", while your team is rushing, and then call them noobs when they don't repair you.


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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #190346 is a reply to message #150849] Fri, 17 February 2006 23:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If you think your refinery getting destroyed is a good thing, you just might be a noob., I agree with this one, o ya
and...

If you try to nuke your own base, your a noob

If you host a game with the rules= NO KILLING AND NO BASE KILLING, then you are a noob.

If you jump off a building, THEN YOUR A NOOB.

If you start shooting a door cuz u think a person's there, then u are a noob

If you dont cooperate in coops, then u are a noob

If your a technichian and some1 says "I need repairs", And you don't repair him/her, then you are a noob.

IF you stand at the purchase thing and the vehicle limit is limited for 20 min just to build a vehicle, you are a noob

If you are me, then you are a noob.

If you start saying stuff like "!donate me 100000000" then you are a noob

If you say "!kick [playersname]", and your not the host, then you r a noob!

If you just stand there and shoot a sniper, while he is dodging u, then u r a noob.

If you don't know what a pp or a wf or other shortnames, then you r a noob!!

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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #190392 is a reply to message #150849] Sat, 18 February 2006 10:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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you're a n00b*

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Re: You might be a noob if... [message #190396 is a reply to message #150849] Sat, 18 February 2006 11:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Noobs have become everyone's obsession now in any online game.
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[Observes bluethen's sig]

...if you brag about your '1337 5k1llz' and end up getting owned by the enemy Harvester, you are the epitome of n00bery.

(I have seen it happen many times. It's funny as heck.)

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http://www.renegadeforums.com/images/message_icons/icon9.gif The enemy harvester is where most of my deaths come from... Most of the time I jump into it, but I'll admit sometimes it catches me off guard. It always kills me in 1 hit though... Hmm..

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