| When you know you've been playing too much Renegade. [message #152936] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 18:15   |
greb
Messages: 95
Registered: November 2004
Location: Denver, CO
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We did this as well on the Da forums.
1. You think everything in the game is real.
2. When you have dreams about the game
3. Every 35 seconds you get accused of cheating.
4. You start thinking about what character you would be in real life for the situation you are in
5. When playing an RPG you worry about being "exposed to sniper fire" when standing in an open space. (This actually happened to me )
6. YOu have over 100 recommendations in more than 1 server.
7. If you are thinking about it during sex
8. making up storys about the characters e.g Havoc is havin sex with sakura in a buggy
9. If you memorize the map rotation
- You start saying renegade commands instead of talking normal.
examples;
10. Get into the car then start yelling "Get in the vehicle" "Get in the vehicle"
11. Your wife points at the house and says "The building needs repair" then i say "Negative"
12. If you ever cheat on your wife and she Temp-Bans you from the house you can just get Rengaurd and she will know that you have stopped cheating and will allow you back into her server. lol
13. You get in the bed and your wife keeps saying "Watch where your pointing that".
14. Someone cuts you off and you think what you could to to them if you had a med.
15. You put c4 on your own car just so you can buy a new one
This ones a sign of being on the computer too much...
16. Now in everyday life, when you see something funny, instead of laughing you say lol. Or when your writing notes in school your using ownt, and n00b way to much.
17. You make a list of the symptoms of playing too much Renegade
Those arent all of them, but after a while they get pretty plain.
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