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Various eye conditions unique to males are demonstrated here -
http://www.menshealth.com/eyechart/index.html


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Lol, oh man.

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Now that was funny.

AHHHHHHHHH...BEER GOGGLES!


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Remind me to never get drunk, and also remind me to get Glaucoma.

whoa.
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Certain conditions can affect the way that you perceive the world.
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My first quality stick animation in flash, lol.

(Yes, I know the muzzle flash and sound delays, it never did that until I uploaded, it's a bug I'm too lazy to fix.)
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Seriously guys - this is a test for macular degeneration which is a potential risk of prolonged video display terminal use...You all should give it a try to determine your individual risk. There are auditory instructions so be sure to have your speakers on. Your continued ocular health is my sincerest wish...
http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf


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There are auditory instructions so be sure to have your speakers on. Your continued ocular health is my sincerest wish...

I'm sorry, my friend. But that just gave it away. Smile
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Well, at least I know my eyes work.

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My first quality stick animation in flash, lol.

I think there is something wrong on my end, I keep getting server errors. Not that it's a big problem, I won't be at the stick figure fu stage for another week or so, there is just something about animation that I can't get my head around.


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I've had glaucoma my whole 16 years, eye doctor visits are like 6 months for me Smile

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Dishman

I've had glaucoma my whole 16 years, eye doctor visits are like 6 months for me Smile

Dishman- I hate that for you...I'm gonna feel bad now. Confused I know those frequent visits, drops & visual field tests etc seem useless but you must be resolved to continue that regimen...Luckily glaucoma is manageable, but it is a real thief of sight if ignored. On a truly serious note, I've seen many people on the verge of blindness because they didn't have their eyes checked for the past 10 years. As a treatable condition, it's a travesty when that happens.


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Since we are on the topic - this is an actual vision commercial from UK I think...
Funny stuff - http://www.the-order.org/patsweb/eye%20test_1.wmv


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on the real tho sick-o..

my eye has been twitchin like a mofo..
i think for like a month or more now..

and its annoyin the hell outa me.. make it stop!

any advice on what would be causing it or how to stop it?

i think its been fading away a lil bit now..
but i havent been keepin track of it..


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on the real tho sick-o..

my eye has been twitchin like a mofo..
i think for like a month or more now..

and its annoyin the hell outa me.. make it stop!

any advice on what would be causing it or how to stop it?

i think its been fading away a lil bit now..
but i havent been keepin track of it..


OK smoked' LOL - drives ya crazy eh? That's called eyelid myokymia . It's an involuntary rhythmic firing of the nerves which innervate the orbicularis oculi muscle of the eyelids. Typical causes for this include visual strain, emotional or physical stress, excess caffiene consumption or in many cases idiopathic (unknown cause). If addressing all of the above provides no relief, then you may consider two glasses of tonic water (w/ a swig of gin if you're inclined Wink ). Tonic water has trace amounts of a chemical called quinine which prevents those nerves from firing involuntarily. However, if you have never tried tonic water, you may find the twitch is preferable as it tastes nasty!
There ya go man - main thing to know in 50% of the cases it's totally benign (harmless). In the other 50%, it signals a massive brain tumor...
JUST KIDDIN ::pops smoke' on the shoulder::!! (I was serious about everything else tho' Wink )


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Haha, it doesn't bother me anymore at all, really. Drops stopped at about 10 so it's all good. Visual field is a drag though!

The lady in that commercial is definitely a female version of me when i'm 80 Smile


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lol that brain tumor thing got me for a second.. fucker hahah

like ive done random searches on "eye twitching"
and i havent heard of the tonic water thing..
so ill give that a shot.. (pun inteanded)

ive read that beer might cause this..
and i do remeber the week i think it started..
i was drinkin alot.. like 5 to 8 a day for a week or 2..

sooo i stopped drinkin for a week.. and it didnt help.. lol

also cause of work..
there are weeks at a time i only sleep 5 hours a day, 2 times a day..

cause 3 is eye strain i guess.. i do alot of computing at work..
then come home and do more..

thax tho.. Cool
saving money from goin to an eye doctor always helps heh..
plus they freak me out. . Laughing


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SickO, I have a question about eyeball medicine...

I heard from my dad that occasionally glaucoma patients will have their opaque corneas replaced with synthetic materials, at which point they can see, to an extent, into the ultraviolet spectrum. [Thus being able to do things like see the ultraviolet rings on flowers and such] I was just wondering if you had anything to share, or could shed some more light on this. I find the eye an incredibly interesting apparatus.


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SickO, I have a question about eyeball medicine...

I heard from my dad that occasionally glaucoma patients will have their opaque corneas replaced with synthetic materials, at which point they can see, to an extent, into the ultraviolet spectrum. [Thus being able to do things like see the ultraviolet rings on flowers and such] I was just wondering if you had anything to share, or could shed some more light on this. I find the eye an incredibly interesting apparatus.


SuperFly' - In a situation where a patient has an opacified cornea secondary to severe glaucoma, there is very little chance that there is any residual optic nerve function left at that point (imagine the power supply cord on your CP being almost completely damaged). Therefore, any light/image that may be afforded to the back of the eye by a corneal prosthesis is going to provide rudimentary vision at best (limited shape recognition) because the signals simply are not being directed to the visual area of the brain.
Also, we have not seen repeatable success with 'synthetic' corneal grafts. Almost all corneal replacements are via donors & most are fairly successful in restoring vision to those who have intact & healthy internal ocular structure. Again, however, in a patient with glaucoma severe enough to cause corneal opacification, there would be very little visual benefit expected.
Most likely, your father is referring to the benefits of modern day cataract surgery. We all develop cataract formation as a consequence of normal aging & damaging UV light exposure over our lifetime. Essentially the intra-ocular lens (lens inside the eye) "tans" over time eventually filtering out good light & limiting visual acuity or sharpness. For most, this starts to become problematic in the the late 60s. Cataracts tend to filter out the blue spectrum of light & this is such a slow, insidious process that patients don't realize they can't see blue light...You ever heard the expression "blue heads"? Anyone livin' in Florida knows what I'm talkin about - they're everywhere!! OLD people with blue hair. They simply can't see the blue.
Get the cataracts removed & replace them w/ 'synthetic/ artificial lenses & whammo patients are amazed at the newly realized colors! Holy geriatric! - it's time to go to the hairstylist to get a new hair dye job. Wink


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my eye has been twitchin like a mofo..

I had that too. Doctor said it was stress related.

lol just cuz I work over 30 hours a week, with full time college, a girlfriend and insomnia doesnt mean Im stressed Razz


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Heh I have had 3 eye surgerys. they went into the muscle in the cornor of my eye and tightened it. I was blind for a few hours or w/e (SO FUCKING SCARY, WOrst feeling in the world) then eventually the stitchs disolve and your eyes open and it hurts like a mother fucker for a few days, i had to watch tv in black and white becuase color hurt Razz NO GLASSES FOR ME W00000T

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SickOptometrist

Most likely, your father is referring to the benefits of modern day cataract surgery.


Oh yeah, that's right, I meant cataracts, not glaucoma. Well, thanks.


"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

"The danger to political dissent is acute where the Government attempts to act under so vague a concept as the power to protect "domestic security." Given the difficulty of defining the domestic security interest, the danger of abuse in acting to protect that interest becomes apparent. --U.S. Supreme Court decision (407 U.S. 297 (1972)

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The beer one was funny. Razz

No. Seriously. No.
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I was blind for a few hours or w/e


I have had this happen to me... only it had nothing to do with eye health. It was right after I recieved a concussion. My eyesight diminished to a pin-hole, then gone all together for at least an hour. Eventually it came back the same way it left, kind of like that image on some older TV's when you turn it off. Only slower and backwards. Was not cool... Eventually I took an ambulance ride to the hospital for that.


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