| Get Rid Of Terrorists! [message #131260] |
Fri, 07 January 2005 18:54  |
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glyde51
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Registered: August 2004
Location: Winnipeg
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> > > Subject: Fw: Mark your schedule!
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We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
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> > > God Bless America!
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> > > IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON (copy / paste to mail)
No. Seriously. No.
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| Get Rid Of Terrorists! [message #131341] |
Sat, 08 January 2005 09:23  |
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SuperFlyingEngi
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Registered: November 2003
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You're confusing Muslim with Terrorist, glyde.
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt (1918)
"The danger to political dissent is acute where the Government attempts to act under so vague a concept as the power to protect "domestic security." Given the difficulty of defining the domestic security interest, the danger of abuse in acting to protect that interest becomes apparent. --U.S. Supreme Court decision (407 U.S. 297 (1972)
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| Get Rid Of Terrorists! [message #131343] |
Sat, 08 January 2005 09:53 |
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glyde51
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Location: Winnipeg
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I got it in my e-mail, it's a joke...
Didn't mean to offend anyone...
No. Seriously. No.
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| Get Rid Of Terrorists! [message #131392] |
Sat, 08 January 2005 15:22 |
msgtpain
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Registered: March 2003
Location: Montana
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You're confusing Muslim with Terrorist, glyde.
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I read it three times, and I see no mention of "Muslim" anywhere... I do however see "Taliban".. you know, those terrorist government dudes we fought in Afghanistan?
if you're going to just arbitrarily change words to make your point, you might as well tell him he's confusing Christians with Terrorists, they don't typically believe in looking at other naked women either; or, I'm sure you could [insert here] with pretty much any "religion". Just remember, it then becomes your point, not his.
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| Get Rid Of Terrorists! [message #131395] |
Sat, 08 January 2005 15:48 |
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SuperFlyingEngi
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Registered: November 2003
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The subtleties of the English language are almost entirely lost on you people...
It's against Muslim holy law for men to see naked women and all that stuff, not Taliban law.
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt (1918)
"The danger to political dissent is acute where the Government attempts to act under so vague a concept as the power to protect "domestic security." Given the difficulty of defining the domestic security interest, the danger of abuse in acting to protect that interest becomes apparent. --U.S. Supreme Court decision (407 U.S. 297 (1972)
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| Get Rid Of Terrorists! [message #131453] |
Sat, 08 January 2005 23:50 |
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Jecht
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Registered: September 2004
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Engi, its a joke. Jokes arent always true or politically correct,(in fact, most the time they arent) but they are funny. so laugh dammit.
and yes, i will vouch for J_ball, BUT! ya gotta just know where to look my friend, college is a great place. God i love GVSU lol.
GVSU = Grand Valley State University for all you out-of-towners.
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