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Foreigners don't hate us as much as some people would like you to believe:
For them, I present this challenge, courtesy of Rush Limbaugh:
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I have a message to the world, ladies and gentlemen.
Dear World,
You have been unhappy with the United States of America and you have been equally unhappy and angry with our President George W. Bush, and you say you want us to stop exporting our brand of democracy. So, in the spirit of world peace, in the spirit of international understanding, I, speaking on behalf of the United States of America, would like to offer you this gesture.
The peoples of Sudan are suffering either genocide, borderline genocide, or not far from genocide. They're being wiped out in droves. You are asking us to do something about it. You always tell us you don't like our exporting our democracy. You don't like the way we assert ourselves around the world. You don't like the way we muscle in on other people's territory. You don't like the way we have a braggadocios president. You don't like this cowboy guy who sees trouble and tries to deal with it. You don't like this.
If you don't like the way we live and if you don't like the way we do things, if you don't like the way we export our democracy, then this is your chance world. Your moment to illustrate what you are made of. The United Nations Security Council -- a-hem -- us, NATO -- (clearing throat) -- sorry, that's us, too. Long-standing allies -- that's you (Laughing) -- that hate us. What an opportunity you all have. The French and the Germans and all of these great countries around the world who are so unhappy with what we are doing, look at the opportunity you now have to show the world that you can do everything you want done but you resent us for doing it.
You want the mess in Sudan fixed, but you get mad when we do it. You call on us and you demand that we fix it, and then we do fix it, and then you hate us even more because we can. You don't like the way we export things. You don't like the way we live. You don't like the way we feed you. You don't like the way we make you well when you're sick. You don't like the way we clothe you. You don't like the way we protect you. But when there's trouble, who do you call? Yet you hate us even more after we fix the mess that you don't like.
So again, you have an opportunity here to show the world that you can do everything you want done but resent us for doing. So, rest of the world, get in there, roll up your sleeves, and do something. Get in there, save some lives, save Sudan, free Sudan, liberate Sudan. You can do it. We'll be watching.
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Now I know you skipped over this and didn't read it, SuperFlyingLiberal, but you really should read it anyway. You, too, Javaxcx... give us all a real retort to this, one that doesn't insult Rush Limbaugh in any way. Remember, attack the issues, not the messenger.
I'm the bawss.
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