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Internet vs. Real Life [message #106244]

Thu, 05 August 2004 09:55

spreegem
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Registered: March 2003
Location: Ellington, CT

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Meeting People on the Internet
"So big boy I'm - "
"Your not a girl"
"What! Of course I am"
"A Real Girl?"
(Guy in background) "Who's a girl? I like girls"
"Shut up you"
"Yes, I am really a girl He he he"
"Send me naked pictures"
*pause*
"Ok"
(Guy in background) "I love Angelina Jolie! Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie?! She's got an arm that slips(Is that what he said there?)"

Shopping on the Internet
"Does anyone have the new Creed CD?"
"I have it"
"Give it to me right now"
"Give it to you, Why would I do that?"
"Your not giving it to me! Give it to me faster!"
"Wait, that's illegal"
"No it isn't, I don't want it to be illegal therefore it isn't, that's the way it works"
(Guy in Background) "Creed Sucks! I hate you and I hate the bands you like!

Playing with friends on the internet
"Hey, where is everybody?"
"I gues they're all masturbating"
"Ohhhhh. . . right"
"Well, I'll see you later dude, I'm gonna go masturbate"
"Ok, cya"

Discussing Politics Internet (Guns, tanks, and people shooting around at eachother)
"YOU DESERVE TO DIE, DIE AND GO TO HELL AND BURN!"
"Ya well I hope you get raped, twice Maybe then you'll feel different"
"Jerk, we don't need to find any weapons of mass destruction. We just need to want to find them. That's the way it works"
"I voted for Nader, I hate everyone"
"Would you like to change your homepage to moveon.org"
"Politics makes me soooooo horny, check out my webcam pic at presedentialsluts.com"

This was the funniest thing I've ever seen/listened to. It's also al true, LOL!

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		Internet vs. Real Life By: TheGunrun on Wed, 04 August 2004 20:08
		Internet vs. Real Life By: bigejoe14 on Wed, 04 August 2004 20:32
		Internet vs. Real Life By: Vitaminous on Wed, 04 August 2004 20:47
		Internet vs. Real Life By: DarkDemin on Wed, 04 August 2004 20:51
		Internet vs. Real Life By: Aimbots on Thu, 05 August 2004 02:59
		Internet vs. Real Life By: tooncy on Thu, 05 August 2004 05:49
		Internet vs. Real Life By: gendres on Thu, 05 August 2004 07:56
		Internet vs. Real Life By: cheesesoda on Thu, 05 August 2004 08:14
		Internet vs. Real Life By: Jaspah on Thu, 05 August 2004 08:46
		Internet vs. Real Life By: spreegem on Thu, 05 August 2004 09:55
		Internet vs. Real Life By: cheesesoda on Thu, 05 August 2004 09:58
		Internet vs. Real Life By: z310 on Thu, 05 August 2004 09:58
		Internet vs. Real Life By: cheesesoda on Thu, 05 August 2004 10:48
		Internet vs. Real Life By: z310 on Thu, 05 August 2004 11:09
		Re: Internet vs. Real Life By: flyingfox on Thu, 05 August 2004 11:32
		Internet vs. Real Life By: Hi-Fi Punk on Thu, 05 August 2004 12:02
		Internet vs. Real Life By: icedog90 on Thu, 05 August 2004 14:15
		Internet vs. Real Life By: TheGunrun on Thu, 05 August 2004 14:39
		Internet vs. Real Life By: Sanada78 on Thu, 05 August 2004 15:41
		Internet vs. Real Life By: cheesesoda on Thu, 05 August 2004 16:38
		Internet vs. Real Life By: rm5248 on Thu, 05 August 2004 16:46
		Internet vs. Real Life By: cheesesoda on Thu, 05 August 2004 16:58
		Internet vs. Real Life By: icedog90 on Thu, 05 August 2004 17:34
		Internet vs. Real Life By: cheesesoda on Fri, 06 August 2004 05:18
		Internet vs. Real Life By: rm5248 on Fri, 06 August 2004 07:25
		Internet vs. Real Life By: cheesesoda on Fri, 06 August 2004 07:53
		Internet vs. Real Life By: rm5248 on Fri, 06 August 2004 09:05
		Internet vs. Real Life By: Jaspah on Fri, 06 August 2004 09:46

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