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My son is a hacker! [message #106016] Wed, 04 August 2004 09:26 Go to next message
bigejoe14 is currently offline  bigejoe14
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WHATEVER, FAGGOT
My son is a hacker! [message #106019] Wed, 04 August 2004 09:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

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My son is a hacker! [message #106020] Wed, 04 August 2004 09:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cheesesoda is currently offline  cheesesoda
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This guy needs to go to http://www.multiplayercheats.net

Comet Cursor, Bonzi Buddy, and Flash...heh...hacker software...lol


whoa.
My son is a hacker! [message #106021] Wed, 04 August 2004 09:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Aircraftkiller is currently offline  Aircraftkiller
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It's a joke. It should be obvious.
My son is a hacker! [message #106023] Wed, 04 August 2004 09:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller

It's a joke. It should be obvious.

It is obvious...once I saw his recommendations that's the first thing I thought of.


whoa.
My son is a hacker! [message #106028] Wed, 04 August 2004 09:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rm5248 is currently offline  rm5248
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Aircraftkiller

It's a joke. It should be obvious.


My mom would belive every word of that if she saw it. o.0


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My son is a hacker! [message #106032] Wed, 04 August 2004 09:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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^^^ My mom would too lol

Look at the poll lol

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Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.


Heh... why would a hacker need a better video card?
My son is a hacker! [message #106041] Wed, 04 August 2004 10:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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what so bad about being hacker : )


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My son is a hacker! [message #106055] Wed, 04 August 2004 11:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DarkDemin is currently offline  DarkDemin
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I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%

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My son is a hacker! [message #106076] Wed, 04 August 2004 12:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Laughing Laughing Laughing

That sites full of stuff, i like the Death Threats on Groups.Google.Com link
My son is a hacker! [message #106083] Wed, 04 August 2004 12:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Doitle is currently offline  Doitle
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Sadly my parents would beleive this too... lol...

*Commercial of me standing in a doorway*
My Name is Kirby Peawauket, I use AMD, I support Terrorists, I helped hack Nasa, I stole Bob Dole's ability to use the 1st person...

Parents, talk to your kids...

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My son is a hacker! [message #106101] Wed, 04 August 2004 14:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Doitle

Sadly my parents would beleive this too... lol...

*Commercial of me standing in a doorway*
My Name is Kirby Peawauket, I use AMD, I support Terrorists, I helped hack Nasa, I stole Bob Dole's ability to use the 1st person...

Parents, talk to your kids...

B|E| T|H|E|I|R A|N|T|I A|M|D

*hits his computer*
*looks up and talks to the camera*
"If I would have had money a while ago, I would have gotten AMD, but I can see now that it would have been a bad idea."

|M|O|N|E|Y|
        is my anti-AMD.


whoa.
My son is a hacker! [message #106115] Wed, 04 August 2004 14:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.


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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.


Oh nos I play quake, I must be a 1337 hax0r..
My son is a hacker! [message #106119] Wed, 04 August 2004 15:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
MrBob is currently offline  MrBob
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http://quake.sourceforge.net
Quake for GNU/ "Lunix," DOUBLE HACKERDOM!

Oh yeah, I should mention that it's, cracker, not hacker.


God is the "0wnage". Plain and Simple.

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My son is a hacker! [message #106135] Wed, 04 August 2004 16:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
icedog90 is currently offline  icedog90
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Hacking is educational.

If this guy is serious, then God help that man...
My son is a hacker! [message #106136] Wed, 04 August 2004 16:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
MrBob is currently offline  MrBob
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Of course it's not serious, did you ever see the pages besides the "news."

God is the "0wnage". Plain and Simple.

Visit http://www.theoriginalmrbob.com

"If there's one freak to be, it's a Jesus freak"

All your base are belong to us.
My son is a hacker! [message #106138] Wed, 04 August 2004 16:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
icedog90 is currently offline  icedog90
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"Oh yea, for everyone out there who is an idiot, this is all just a JOKE Smile"

It is a joke. It says that on the bottom of this page:

http://www.rajuabju.com/warezirc/childahacker.htm
My son is a hacker! [message #106210] Thu, 05 August 2004 03:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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damn thats funny "OMGOMG 30 MINS A DAY ON COMP111I R H4X111!!1!
My son is a hacker! [message #106237] Thu, 05 August 2004 09:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I've been a hacker since 1st grade! I've started playing Quake in first grade LOL. It was in DOS as well OMG but I always had to have my dad start it for me cause I didn't know how. I also Recently Purchased a better graphics card, RAM, and an AMD Processor. I also don't use AOL. I use Debian Linux for my webserver and am going to make my computer dual boot with RedHat Linux. I also spend about 6-8 hours a day on my computer and have installed Flash and the Flash player onto my computer!!! 1 4R3 73H 1337357 H4XX0R 3\/3RZ OMG LOLZ!!!!!!1111 one one one one one LOL This is hilarious, even if it is a Joke. It would be more funny if this guy was serious though.
My son is a hacker! [message #106245] Thu, 05 August 2004 09:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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^^^ He learns from the 1337 hacker, his dad Razz
My son is a hacker! [message #106311] Thu, 05 August 2004 17:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
icedog90 is currently offline  icedog90
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I've been a hacker since 1st grade! I've started playing Quake in first grade LOL. It was in DOS as well OMG but I always had to have my dad start it for me cause I didn't know how. I also Recently Purchased a better graphics card, RAM, and an AMD Processor. I also don't use AOL. I use Debian Linux for my webserver and am going to make my computer dual boot with RedHat Linux. I also spend about 6-8 hours a day on my computer and have installed Flash and the Flash player onto my computer!!! 1 4R3 73H 1337357 H4XX0R 3\/3RZ OMG LOLZ!!!!!!1111 one one one one one LOL This is hilarious, even if it is a Joke. It would be more funny if this guy was serious though.


icedog90

"Oh yea, for everyone out there who is an idiot, this is all just a JOKE Smile"

It is a joke. It says that on the bottom of this page:

http://www.rajuabju.com/warezirc/childahacker.htm
My son is a hacker! [message #106315] Thu, 05 August 2004 18:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
spreegem is currently offline  spreegem
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spreegem

This is hilarious, even if it is a Joke. It would be more funny if this guy was serious though.


I know this is a joke IceDog, you don't have to repeat it. Smile


My son is a hacker! [message #106359] Fri, 06 August 2004 08:26 Go to previous message
icedog90 is currently offline  icedog90
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You didn't say you knew, you said "IF."
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