1) a guy found where a newb planted a ion becon and disarmed it and killled him as sone as he was dead the noob said who told him where my becon was????? (his exact quotes had alot more swearing"

2) 5 newbi hot wires where repairing the enemys offinsive i planted a nuke becon not to far away and said "aight guys got it in the base" after that all the hotwires/engineirs rand toward base leaveing all tanks to be blown up 3 of which died on the way back in tiberian filleds

3)i was had a sniper in one of those over base snipe points and a near by door was open at it was a guy shooting at a mammt tank with a mini gunner (still inside) i sniped him after ward he claimed the guy in the mammy had a "return damage hack" on

4) the 4th and biggest idiot of them on after getting killed by a gunner he said u cheater u have god mode on you shouldn't cheat cheaters are ****less fairys then later on in the next round he said "wtf my hack isn't working"

5)also i hate those stupid *****s who walk up to you while your snipeing stand in front of your scope and just look at you then u shoot em and then they waste all there ammo on u then say "cheater" when they're outa ammo

6)This guy named GERVAIS86 stole my med right out of the factory
(i pressed the "use" key twice by accident) so he steals it and
the map is city, i say "Get the hell out of my tank asshole" he
doesnt respond, we are losing and refinery has been destroyed;
he drives to the tiberium feild closest to the nod base and stops,
types "IM GONNA SAVE US NOW!!!", he then proceedes to the enemy base
and gets blown up by the obelisk of light.

7)I was just in the forum game and some Black Hand chain gun dude was shooting me in the waist, but I headshot him a few times in the head and killed him first. He said what hack are you using?"

8)this isn't a story but "boink"

9)first of all remember we where all newbies one when i was one my aiming with a grenader sucked well i was shootin at another newbie i knew i totaly missed em .... not that dumb ass thougt we where playin base ball and chased the grenade and went boom

10)newb was a blck hand (invisable) i was hotwire now all though stealth u can see them i ran through i tunnle and saw him he didn't think i saw him and sat there waiting 4 me to kill a sniper who was shooting us from our base snipe point i threw land minds around him in that lil cornor he was in (remeber he doesn't think i see him) my dad is nod as well was in the same room i got done and ran back out hes name shortly after ward flashed and i made the kill my dad burst out laughing asking me to come looka t his screen i saw in the chat box in the pt the newbie saying "lol this hotwire doen't see me" "lol hes puttin mines inn a cave" " i think i'll kill em now " then spunky killed (newbis name) spunky is my game spy name

11)a newbie who kept takeing ppls tanks got killed he said "hey!!!!1 that guy is in my havester i built and ran me over"

12) *boink*

PRRRFT.......Ops gotta change my pants now

I was on the side of nod and it was the old under map, a fleet of mammoths parked themselfs in front of the base and had engineers backing them up.
I watched our side try to blow them up from the comfort of the base and get no where, so I did the smart thing, I bought a sniper, went through the tunnels and came up behind the tanks.
I poked my head around the corner and saw a PIC sydney on the ridge on the other side of the map, she must have been typing a message cause she wasn't moving so I poped a cap in her head.
I looked towards the tanks and saw the engies reparing they were perfect targets so I blew their heads off as the were occupied.
Now the point of this story is that a whole lot of people were runing around in our base doing nothing, not even reparing so why didn't they use the tunnels as well and blow the tanks up from behind.
I sure there would be alot of confusion in the tanks if all of a sudden they were getting rockets and rail gun shots up their pie holes.
And yes we lost the game.

another one i was playing agstin some the nOObs constally be those black hands im like ok they have no aim hthery always go the tunnle despite all the land mines i planted ( Dumb Ass ) i plated liek 68 in the whole game they think there number one tastic is coming with black hands to storm m base DUMBASS then when i have havoc sniper they think i cheat ecuse one hit head shot kill dumbass i think u would be killed one hit shot in the ****en head. any way thinks for reading

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Originally posted by The Havoc Man:
man heres a story im playing the demo right and this nOOb cant talk i told him how to but wot n respond when i say the enemy is coming or defend base this ****er steals my **** never bes anything els but a reagualar soilger got sniped i dont know how many ****ing times lol runs throgh the ****ing tiberian filed ( DUMBASS ) did get a tank or nuten if he did he doeset rush when i tell him e sits there with his bad aim . lol

another one i was playing agstin some the nOObs constally be those black hands im like ok they have no aim hthery always go the tunnle despite all the land mines i planted ( Dumb Ass ) i plated liek 68 in the whole game they think there number one tastic is coming with black hands to storm m base DUMBASS then when i have havoc sniper they think i cheat ecuse one hit head shot kill dumbass i think u would be killed one hit shot in the ****en head. any way thinks for reading

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Couse youre my enemy stupid...!!!!

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Originally posted by The Havoc Man:
man heres a story im playing the demo right and this nOOb cant talk i told him how to but wot n respond when i say the enemy is coming or defend base this ****er steals my **** never bes anything els but a reagualar soilger got sniped i dont know how many ****ing times lol runs throgh the ****ing tiberian filed ( DUMBASS ) did get a tank or nuten if he did he doeset rush when i tell him e sits there with his bad aim . lol

another one i was playing agstin some the nOObs constally be those black hands im like ok they have no aim hthery always go the tunnle despite all the land mines i planted ( Dumb Ass ) i plated liek 68 in the whole game they think there number one tastic is coming with black hands to storm m base DUMBASS then when i have havoc sniper they think i cheat ecuse one hit head shot kill dumbass i think u would be killed one hit shot in the ****en head. any way thinks for reading

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WOT?

I was helping defend our base from incoming mammoths. I was in a light tank zooming out to attack and then back in base to repair, which works well with the speed of light tanks. Anyway, I see that the closest mammoth has no one it in and the engineer is running around repairing it. I drive up to the mammy, ditch my light tank, and hop in the mammy (and squishing the previous driver of course). One of my teammates was even observant enough to notice what I was doing and ran up to hop in the light tank to bring it back to base.

But wait.. it gets better. This all happened just feet outside of our base. Since the mammy was severely damaged, I immediately started heading back to base. Upon entering it, someone in a mobile artillery starts shooting at me and this is a friendly fire game. I had not fired a single shot at anyone yet. I drive down next to the obelisk and hop out, assuming that he's notice that a teammate got out of it and no one is currently in it. Nope.. still keeps shooting at the tank. I'm an engineer, so I was repairing the tank by this point but I had one problem... he wouldn't stop shooting it but I couldn't talk or else I'd stop repairing. Eventually (since he was doing more damage than I could repair) I said to stop (another teammate also yelled it), but alas it got in the last few shots to destroy it.

It always feels good to steal a mammy, but I'd rather be able to actually use it afterwards.

but anyway i have a stry for you,

We where playing on a non defence map and i saw a med tank in the base and i think lets try to get it, So i get in and some n00b asks hey our tanks shows a NOD symbol why is that.
i explaned i was a spy going to theire base to blow p some buildings.
He said ok good luck and i ran him over and blew up he base all bny myself probgably the intire team was one big newbie team

ok this newbie is such a dumb ass his tank get blown up whats he do repair the enemy mammy tank to full health then his with me i deploy a becon and run a gdi newbie not knowing the team talk asks "wheres the becon" over chat to all and that newbie with me on my team tells the enemy where the becon is what a dumb ass

another one enemy walks outa aa tunnel in under i snipe him he runs out looks the opposite direction of me i killem again long story short this went on till time ran out lol

this isn't a stupid newbie stoey but who names there clan "happy fighters"?

newbie spots a sniper gets him down to one hit stops says don't worry i won't hurt you then gets shot

last how to tell whos a newb in a game well 3 nuke/ion becons on side of the power plant at begaining of game who ever runs there "duh"

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Originally posted by ZaneOfNod:
well first of all where not making fun of allnewbies we're making fun of dumbass newbies
also remeber this in my made topics there are no stupid questions/comments just stupid ppl

ok this newbie is such a dumb ass his tank get blown up whats he do repair the enemy mammy tank to full health then his with me i deploy a becon and run a gdi newbie not knowing the team talk asks "wheres the becon" over chat to all and that newbie with me on my team tells the enemy where the becon is what a dumb ass

another one enemy walks outa aa tunnel in under i snipe him he runs out looks the opposite direction of me i killem again long story short this went on till time ran out lol

this isn't a stupid newbie stoey but who names there clan "happy fighters"?

newbie spots a sniper gets him down to one hit stops says don't worry i won't hurt you then gets shot

last how to tell whos a newb in a game well 3 nuke/ion becons on side of the power plant at begaining of game who ever runs there "duh"

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noob 1: yea *****

noob 2: ehehehe and he was more exped

noob 1 : hell ya
clink clink boink boink

zaneofnod killed noob1

zaneofnod killed noob2

noob 1: wtf u f'in cheater u suck

noob 2: yea man u suck cheating moter fudger

clink clink boink boink

zaneofnod killed noob1

zaneofnod killed noob2

noob 1: hey i was inside my barrecks how

boom
che tush boom
clink
infintry barracks destroyed
noob 1 left game
noob 2: ok ok lol

I did it again. And again.

The fourth time I made a combat run at him and missed. He saw me and starting zapping. Seeing that I'm in front of the GDI base, by their bunker, I fall back into the Tib field.

Mobius follows head on; and I reverse course and drive him over again....I was decloaked and barely hit him. He had plenty of space to back up or strafe, but decided on another intimate encounter with tank tread.

He then accuses the whole of Nod team of being cheap snipers. He dies repeatedly as the game goes on, still blaming snipers when he gets run over by invisible armor.

Another experience is with a moron named add. Using a aimbot and C4 charges he goes to FF arenas and destroys his own base; laughing gleefully and calling everyone names. If you see the *******, please shoot him.

add plays the Renegade demo, and frequents the arena -= SGS Renegade DEMO =- .
If any of you see him, please send death his way.

i killed a noob once and then a few seconds later he said "wtf i died?"

i still have no clue what he was doin

also newbie flew his air plane on a cliff then jumped off then got a new one and did it agian i got killed so i didn't see if he did it again finaly my friend joins and can't build any vehicales cause limmit was reached so i bought a chopper and was going to give it to him just to be fair (he waas enemy) i flew up on top of the cliff and seen bout 15 choppers on top of this cliff... i belw them up just to be fair (so they can build again) then here he comes he gets out (he's a havoc) he goes to his scope then walks off the cliff finaly my friend says this message was over team chat 'why can't i zoom in with my sniper rifle?

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also newbie flew his air plane on a cliff then jumped off then got a new one and did it agian i got killed so i didn't see if he did it again finaly my friend joins and can't build any vehicales cause limmit was reached so i bought a chopper and was going to give it to him just to be fair (he waas enemy) i flew up on top of the cliff and seen bout 15 choppers on top of this cliff...i belw them up just to be fair (so they can build again) then here he comes he gets out (he's a havoc) he goes to his scope then walks off the cliff finaly my friend says this message was over team chat 'why can't i zoom in with my sniper rifle?

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